Whats your slogan?

[ManMadeSpoon]

Manmadespoon, the Other White Meat.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Manmadespoon.
Melts In Your Manmadespoon, Not In Your Hand.
Mama's got the Magic of Manmadespoon.

[Setari]

"Setari, better than sex."

EDIT: I was on sloganizer and one of the 'live' terms was Auschwitz. So of course being so insensitive, I clicked it. And the second quote was, "Food or Auschwitz. I'll take Auschwitz."


EDIT2: Or how about, "If you want to get ahead, get a Nazi."
or, "There's more than one way to eat a nazi."

Using nazi adds a whole new dimension to some of these quotes.

[Infernus]

"Connect with Inf."

"Swing your ***."

"Think ***."

"Let's Unf." <--- I laughed my ass off at that one.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Infernus

"Connect with Inf."

"Swing your ***."

"Think ***."

"Let's Unf." <--- I laughed my ass off at that one.

[Setari]

"It's not a dream. Auschwitz is real!"

Purely in the interest of science. I used Hitler as well. Results included the following:

Don't worry. Hitler takes care.

Things go better with Hitler.

Hitler is the only way to be happy.

Hitler - we build smiles.

High life with Hitler.

As you can see, despite there being a great many random slogans, there are a few that when coupled with controversial terms can produce some golden slogans.

[Baneblade]

Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Sobe.
Because Sobe Can't Drive.
All Sobe, All The Time.
The Science Of Sobe.
Fast Sobe and Good for You.
Sobe with the Less Fattening Centres.
Sobe - It Does a Body Good.
Doing It Right Before Your Sobe.
Better Living Through Sobe.

My real one:

Victory is the weakness of the enemy.

[Kyonye]

"The Kyonye Breakfast"
"Gotta Lotta Kyonye"
"The real smell of Kyonye"
"Spreads straight from the Kyonye"
"It's the bright one, it's the right one, it's Kyonye"