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2006-05-26, 05:08 PM | [Ignore Me] #3 | ||
Whens the last time you were drunk? Obviously you dont know what a drunk would do.
Angery Drunk: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN GET A CAB! I CAN DRIVE! *kick* Happy Drunk: Haha A talking toilet *Walks out side* hey guys! The toilet talks to you! Hahahahahahah *falls down* Somber Drunk: Who the fuck cares dude? |
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2006-05-27, 01:58 AM | [Ignore Me] #7 | ||
I dunno. Sounds like it could cause problems.
Lets go into the head of a drunken Electrofreak. "Do de do de do. Wow... that chick is hot. Mmmm... thats right sweetie... lean over the bar a bit more... Ok. Now. I need more drinks. :Reach into pocket and search for money, pull out a piece of string and some lint: Shit. I thought I had lots of money. Ohhhh right. The uhm... pitchers I bought for friends. Crap. I shoulda saved one for myself. Hmm. Where did all my friends go? Oh... theres Sherry... shes tryin to get that dude to take her home. Haha, Eric is doing karaoke. Man, he sings "Welcome to the Jungle" real good. Maybe I should go play darts. I don't think I'll do very well. The dart board is kinda jiggly. Damn. I gotta piss. Ok. Piss time. :I'm not asking you to use your imagination here: :Voice pipes up from the urinal, "Hey! Hows it goin buddy! You planning on taking a cab home because that would be a good idea!" Me: "HOLY FUCK!" :Stumbles back, looking at the urinal, terrified. Turns around and looks at some guy entering the bathroom: "IT TALKS! DUDE IT TALKS! HOOOOOLY FUCK!" :Turns back to the urinal: "Hey! Say that again! WTF. TALK! Shit, TALK, I'm out of piss!" :To the guy, looking at me really wierd, trying to edge around me as I gape at the toilet: "I swear it did!" Guy: "Uhm... sure it did... look... can you... move?" :I shake my head, looking around at the walls like they're going to say something too, and leave the bathroom: Oooook. The urinal just talked to you. Maybe you did have more beers than you thought. I mean... a talking urinal isn't a bad thing right? It was pretty friendly. Not at all malicious or anything. Because, damn, I sure as hell wouldn't piss into an angry urinal. No way. Ok... time to go fall asleep in a booth until one of my buddies wakes me up when the bar closes. Damn. If urinals can talk, I wonder if booths can too? A nice conversation wouldn't be so bad... but it might be a pain if I'm trying to go to sleep. Lets hope it stays quiet. Last edited by Electrofreak; 2006-05-27 at 02:00 AM. |
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2006-05-28, 04:43 PM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
Major General
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I'd laugh if someone goes in, starts taking a piss, and the urinal says "dude, you have a small dick."
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