New Weekly Feature

[Hamma]

[Squeeky]

Screw the votes, Nakey pictures for all!!!!!!!!!

[TimberWolf2K]

Is it even better than leaked beta info?!

Leaked Beta Info 3.0!

OMG! I just got of the Phone with �Eddy the Ears�
and he overheard a conversation in Rogue13�s office about the first 50 beta testers! It turns out that they are all getting a FREE trip to SoE�s office where Planetside is developed.

While in the Studio they will be entrusted with:

-Bug hunting

-Stability Testing

-Helping Dave count his money

-Helping Rogue13 rearrange action figure collection in alphabetical order

These are very important tasks and most be completed with matriculate accuracy, failure to do so could push PlanetSide�s release date back years�

-MAX Suits-
Much controversy has arisen regarding the Vanu MAX, people think that it just wont hold its own in battle. Others say that the jump jets are just over powering and will unbalance the game. My sources have informed me that the Vanu MAX has been "rebalance" to fit its role better. As with all good games units have good points and bad points, this new Vanu MAXen weakness is Pork Products, the mere sight of a sausage will cause it to stop what its doing and go after the sizzling pork link. All its thought will be bent upon getting the sausages within its grasp!! The user will have no choice but to wait until the MAX has finished feasting to continue his mission.

-Implants-
In the recent Shout cast Dave explained to us why MAXen could not use the Melee booster implant. What he did not tell us was what did happen when they fitted a MAX with a Melee booster implant

-Shout cast-
In case you missed it Dave starred on the PSU shout cast last week
He disclosed lots of Secret beta knowledge to everyone, but the untrained ear may have missed a few titbits of Info. to hear this SUPER secret beta Info you need to play the shout cast backwards, here�s what I found.

PlanetSide isn�t really an Online FPS, it�s a Steam Train Simulator. That�s right; you can choose from 100s of classic steam trains and ride them all around the world. If that�s not enough, It�s online! The Worlds first MMOIST!!
(Massive Multiplayer Online Interactive Steam Train)

There are Still 3 empires to choose from:


British Rail
This Empire has the unique ability to Never get a train to the station on time ever. IF a train does arrive on time it crashes in the station causing mass hysteria.

Microsoft
This Empire charges $100 per seat and crashes frequently, but always releases a fix post haste, These Fixes may cause compatibility issues and Microsoft is in no way responsible loss of Data, Hair or Dignity when using their Service.


Scottish Railways
This is the Uber Empire, they impress the world with their amazing feats in engineering and ways get from A to B with kilts intact!

If you don�t believe me, its all true, just play the shout cast backwards!


better than leaked beta info? I think not

[Tobias]

Please Squeeky...no....that one picture on your web site scares us enough already.

[BLuE_ZeRO]

Hamma the weekly feature better be images of you in a thong released on a weekly basis.