insult the person above you, in haiku

[diluted]

ok i bit this from psi (planetside.info)'s msg boards but its too entertainning to pass up. so uhh.. yea:

the hell have i done?
im sorry for starting this
i will get mad flamed

[Unregistered]

diluted defines:
the state of the gene pool since
the date of your birth

[Zarparchior]

You are too lazy
You are still unregistered?!
Foolish you are, eh?

[diluted]

your name, what the hell?
the key to saying it, none
my vanguard kills yours

[Mtx]

diluted the truth
a true llama by nature
I shall own you fewl!

[Unregistered]

MegaTron Xtreme?
Attack Hamster is better
you should change your name.

[Airlift]

You won't register
to hide your noobness from us.
what is a haiku?

[diluted]

it's five-seven-five
since you are N-C, no flames
blah blah blah the end

[Airlift]

You're too quick to judge
I haven't picked yet, monkey
All three empires own

[Mtx]

The VF-1S
My name shall be born of the
Fokker, Skull leader

[diluted]

what the hell you say?
the sense you are making, none
whats with the babble?

[Zarparchior]

You talk like Yoda
Jedi mind trick you use, n00b!
Not work against me

[diluted]

damn you, you've got me
i can't think of anything..
i will go die now ...

(bastid)