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2003-05-23, 12:07 AM
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..especially to you Kittie Rescue Service personnel...
I don't like cats a lot. The hairs make me sneeze, and most do not care about you. Notice I said most. Some do. However, the vast majority don't. I also don't like how they're not playful, they prefer to sit around and do nothing. And their colors are dull. Go parrots!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-05-23, 12:19 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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We really needed to know that.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-05-23, 08:48 PM
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Speaking of Kittenbulbs (or Kittenshells, for that matter):
http://www.rathergood.com/blode4/
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Damn that was hella funny 
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