Confessions of a support guy (not the same type as gamespy)

Doppler · 2003-05-31, 11:05 PM

Hi my name is Galgimp, and i'm a support guy.

Hi galgimp!

I am my factions 911, my mission in a nutshell is to deliver the troops, tools and in country support to accomplish the mission. There is no hot drop too hot, no glacier too cold. I'm the steady ams (lunch truck driver) the skillfull gal pilot who just knows that his gal is not gonna last through the battle so he might as well loose it ramming a reaver. I'm the guy always hoping after people mashing on my macro key's to get them to stand still for repairs and heals, my task is a thankless job, but i most likely kill more people with my supressor then you realize.

Here are the commandments of the support guy heed them well.

1. Though shall stop and find cover when instructed to do so, i hate looking goofy running around with my armor repair gun in my hand like it's some wierd sex toy.

2. Though shalt not loiter near my AMS, get your junk, get your bearings, get your ass in gear.

3. Though shalt not attack my gens after a base hack has been initiated.

4. Though shall not fire on a vehicle I am trying to hack.

5. Though shall guard the spawn tubes of said vehicle and collect much exp from befuddled enemies in standard armor right after they respawn.

6. Though shalt not runover/bump/lovetap me while i'm trying to repair thy vehicle, especialy if you requested I do so.

MilitantBob here's some hair for your pile. Sorry for the vent all.

1024 · 2003-05-31, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by Doppler
1. Though shall stop and find cover when instructed to do so, i hate looking goofy running around with my armor repair gun in my hand like it's some wierd sex toy.

MilitantB0B · 2003-06-01, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Doppler
MilitantBob here's some hair for your pile. Sorry for the vent all.

nice, now i can make a throw rug for my living room.

PeregineDive · 2003-06-02, 01:50 AM

haha.... nice bro! I think you spell "thou" wrong though....

-PD

MilitantB0B · 2003-06-02, 02:15 AM

You forgot the most important one, please don't steal my Reaver while I am repairing things in the courtyard.
i actually had that happen one time, luckily enough, i knew it was in bad shape and I shot it down. If I can't have it, no one will. What I don't understand is how he stole it, I had it locked and everything. Those things need alarms.

Jaged · 2003-06-02, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by Doppler
MilitantBob here's some hair for your pile.

Please explain.

WildEagle · 2003-06-02, 02:40 AM

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
You forgot the most important one, please don't steal my Reaver while I am repairing things in the courtyard.
i actually had that happen one time, luckily enough, i knew it was in bad shape and I shot it down. If I can't have it, no one will. What I don't understand is how he stole it, I had it locked and everything. Those things need alarms.

Sentrosi · 2003-06-02, 02:59 AM

you can lock your vehicles to only yourself or your squad.

Happy lil Elf · 2003-06-02, 11:08 AM

7. Thou shall not try to get in my Galaxy after both being told in tells that all spots are reserved for incoming outfit members and being kicked out of said Galaxy no less than three times.

8. Thou shall not be suprised if, after ignoring tells and kicks, my Galaxy flies out over the ocean and kicks thine ass out there. Thou shall not complain, for thou should have known what was coming an bailed thine ass out earlier.

Hellsfire123 · 2003-06-02, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Happy lil' Elf
7. Thou shall not try to get in my Galaxy after both being told in tells that all spots are reserved for incoming outfit members and being kicked out of said Galaxy no less than three times.

8. Thou shall not be suprised if, after ignoring tells and kicks, my Galaxy flies out over the ocean and kicks thine ass out there. Thou shall not complain, for thou should have known what was coming an bailed thine ass out earlier.

ROFL!

Doppler · 2003-06-02, 09:52 PM

I had a similar situation to yours elf some dip whould get the fact that I needed every last seat in my gal or I whould gladly take him along for the ride (he actualy wanted the vehicle bay, oh hell no) We were sitting next to my ams as well i was repairing the gal and getting ready to head out. My teammate reports he cant get in the vehicle bay. I kick the guy out of the bay with an explanation, he runs me over. Ok fine, i respawn at ams wait for my other teammates, old boy flys up in a reave, dives out of reave, link deaded himself and crashed reav into gal, because I'm a good little engie gal was at full health. Guy comes back and tells me ill never be rid of him, i say fine, pull out my supressor, , rmember i'll have no grief points after my little paid vacation in hawai anyway, empty a nice soothing clip into him and pop my ams out of deployed mode. Fly off and never hear from him again.