Questions to Think About

Strygun · 2003-06-12, 05:14 PM

Welcome to a brand new thread on PSU! (of course, I guess you knew that.)

This is the "questions to think about" thread. Post any of the questions you may know that are weird or make you think, or tell a joke.

For example:

If a chicken ate other animals, would it say, "Wow, that tasted like me!"

Why do you park on a Driveway and drive on a Parkway?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck threw like a girl? (--You might have to think about that one..)

Continue....

snowwolfe · 2003-06-12, 05:18 PM

Why do you park on a Driveway and drive on a Parkway?

That one has always made me think.

BladeRunner · 2003-06-12, 05:46 PM

If 7/11 is open 24/7/365, then why do they have locks on the doors?

Also this isn't a question but it makes you think:

"This statement is false."

Prowler · 2003-06-12, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by BladeRunner
If 7/11 is open 24/7/365, then why do they have locks on the doors?

Also this isn't a question but it makes you think:

"This statement is false."

/me thinks.

ho · 2003-06-12, 06:57 PM

If a splinter isnt stuck in your finger (or whatever part of body) is it still a splinter?....if not what is it called

Strygun · 2003-06-12, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by -ho-
If a splinter isnt stuck in your finger (or whatever part of body) is it still a splinter?....if not what is it called

a piece of wood.

OneManArmy · 2003-06-12, 07:12 PM

Why do I waste time here?

Squeeky · 2003-06-12, 07:53 PM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hamma · 2003-06-12, 07:56 PM

The age old question:

Why are women so hard ot understand? I mean.. give a man some beer, some porn and he is set for life. Hell. I'd marry a woman who gave me those things

RUEN · 2003-06-12, 07:59 PM

If a splinter isnt stuck in your finger (or whatever part of body) is it still a splinter?....

Yes... (ex. I just used my super-human strength to break this pencil in half and splinters flew everywhere!)

firecrackerNC · 2003-06-12, 08:05 PM

1) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly tits here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2) Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
3) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
4) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
6) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
7) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why the hell can't he fix a hole in a boat?
8) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
9) Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
10) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? After all they are both dogs!
11) Why are Trix only for kids?
12) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
13)Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker????
14)If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests???
15) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?!??
16) Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway???
17) If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
18) Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
19) Why do the Alphabet song, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
20) Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
21) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
22) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Onizuka · 2003-06-12, 08:35 PM

1) me

next: What is our purpose to live, why are we here?

ho · 2003-06-12, 08:42 PM

Was Squeeky ever Straight?

Ryuuji · 2003-06-13, 02:12 AM

How did god create us??? Thats a good one...

shinken · 2003-06-13, 02:17 AM

Originally posted by Squeeky
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

some collage professer did research on this, he tested a woodchuck to see how mugh stamina it had and found that it would chuck about 4 chords, which is a lot of wood

and firecracker, twinkle twinkle was wrote first by Bach or Behtoven or 1 of thoes composer ppl and people took it from there. its amazing what you learn in band.