Funniest kill ever!

Tendain · 2003-07-01, 03:25 PM

I was on Solsar this morning when I got the what I think was the funniest kill ever. I had just capped a tower and was on my way to hack the nearby base. I turned around and saw that a pair of Reavers had flown up and were now hover outside one of the doors, blasting anything that came through them. All I had on me was my assault rifle and some grenades, so I knew I didn't have mush of a chance of taking them both down.

So I run up to one of the Reavers and start chucking grenades at it, hoping to do at least do some damage before they kill me. My first to grenades miss completely, but the third manages to hit it on the wing. That reaver now starts spinning in place trying to figure out were the explosion had come from.

By this time his buddy had noticed me and fired a salvo of rockets at me. Here's where the funny part starts. The Reaver I had hit with the grenade sees his friend firing rockets at me, and apparently decides that his friend was the one who hit him, completely failing to notice me dancing around on the ground trying to avoid the rockets being fired at me. I stop moving and stare as the first Reaver opens fire on his friend even as said friend was blasting me. Seconds after I die I see the kill message saying that the first reaver had blown up the second.

I just wish I could have heard the conversation those two had afterwards...

Pilgrim · 2003-07-01, 03:33 PM

lol that's a good one.

Early in release I was still a skeater scout, my squad ws a bit ahead of me, but a small TR group was hitting our back bases. SO I fly to one just in case I can do something, when I arrive I see 4 TR in agile crowded around the vehicle term... I grin, and start laying in with my WIDDLE cannon. I get the first three easy, but the forth get's at least a magazine of Cycler, and maybe a nade on me before he drops.

So I'm wounded, but cocky just soloed 4 guys! so i goto land and resecure the base. As I float gently down towards the pad to claim my glory I explode! I look at the kill board and it was a repeater that had done me!

I send a tell

Me: Holly crap you just shot me down with your pistol!
Him: Yup, wasn't sure that would work!
Me: LOL well this is going in my funny-ass deaths book!
Him: Yeah, me too, you where smoking pretty good, but still... damn!
me: Yeah... BOOM

Funniest thing ever.

Then yesterday I capped a MAgrider who was strafing from 150 yards with a vanguard... he claimed I was cheating... I told him I was really just that good

lloyddot5 · 2003-07-01, 03:33 PM

rofl

Trebor95 · 2003-07-01, 03:37 PM

Dunno if this counts but the other day (Cyssor I think) I was by the waters edge after I had just deployed an AMS and was runing along the edge of the sea (there was a like 2 metre drop into a deep pool) and then all I see is WHOOSH an AMS drives about 2 metres in front of me and ploughs into the water

I'm now lmao when WHOOSH another tries to run me over misses and goes off the edge into the pool

Endless · 2003-07-01, 04:43 PM

lmfao

Yesterday i was in a gal flying across Ishundar to a warp gate, when a vanu reaver comes out of nowhere. We try evasive manuevers but we can't shake him. Finnaly our pilot just starts flying in tight( as tight as you can with a gal anyways) circles. after about 20 seconds, we hear and explosion, and found that we had somehow rammed the little bastard. Good times.

1024 · 2003-07-01, 04:57 PM

I find that some of the best tactics against reavers is you watch them for a little bit while they get shot at, then you jump out with a suppressor filled wtih Ant iArmor rounds, and pump'em into the reaver's belly. I've gotten at least 15 reavers kills liek this. They're all stunned when they look at their kill box and see that i kileld tehm with a suppressor.

Code4 · 2003-07-01, 07:29 PM

Not really a kill on my part but I thought it was funny at the time. I was goofing around as a infil and instead of waiting 30secs for a recall to sanct I decided to let a smurf kill me with his vanguard. I start shooting it with my repeater. I was hoping he would then kill me so I could instant spawn in the sanc. No he blazes off while the gunner scans the sky. I run back up to where they hid in the trees. get in front and fire another clip into them. Then uncloack in front of them as they are starting t run again. After the guy kills me I send him a /tell saying I was wondering how long it would take a van to kill an infil. He responds back that what I did was a dirty trick and he thought I was a reaver or skeeter shooting at him.

Airhead451 · 2003-07-01, 07:30 PM

I was cruising on ish in my skygaurd going to a base when i see an ANT come out i dont have a gunner a dont want to let the ant escape so i ram it lose health her go on then i go along side him raming him in the side then finally i knock him off the road into a ditch we both jump out and i pasted him with my sweeper it was like a lowspeed chase so cool

Intruder · 2003-07-01, 08:51 PM

Hope my Sig works.. in my sig is a list of people killed by me piloting a Gal. yes thats right, skeets, reavers, maxs and even infantry beware, Kylia the ramming Gal pilot is here!

Started taking SS's on sunday, and will keep adding to the list.

*wish I knew how the enemy felt, being killed by a gal.

One of the funnier kills was this Vanu max sitting high on a ridge shooting onto our base, I came up behind hit full afterburner, the MAX turns around just before I hit him.... priceless (can imagine what he was thinking

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QuickStar · 2003-07-02, 12:03 AM

lol

Diddy Mao · 2003-07-02, 12:46 AM

The pic Says it all

BUGGER · 2003-07-02, 12:55 AM

Hamma · 2003-07-02, 12:59 AM

Diddy Mao · 2003-07-02, 01:32 AM

Yeah i'll put some Owned Text on there Hamma I got tons of em we should trade are VAnu owned pics! lol

Kikinchikin · 2003-07-02, 02:15 AM

This is kinda a funny story, but it involves me killing. I got my temporary infil suit, since i had 2 certs and was waiting for next br, so i went over to this base alone that had maybe 6 or 7 vanu in it defending it. So i sneak up on this one dude whos running my way, hit him head on with a plasma then he stops and looks around shooting aimlessly. I walk up to him and knife him. I hack into ground vech door (tech plant) and find a guy trying to buy something, i knife him to death with chain going. then another one walks in right as i kill him, i plasma him to death. I'm at like 50 health now. so i sneak up into the stair well to see this moron with a suppressor and standard run right into me and keep going to the cc. Apparently he thinks hes gonna hack his own terminal, so when he bends over to look at it i knife him. Then i see a guy with a lasher walkign up stairs i drop a plasma on him, and then another but he gets me to like 14 health. Then i go and hack the cc. so i sit there for like 5 minutes when the idiot with the suppressor comes back running into the cc. Well I had one plasma left, so i dont even think and toss it into him. It xplodes, nearly killing him, but it got me too... he saves the hack and that ends up being a very important lattice for them... still i felt like i was james bond which was fun.