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Old 2003-07-22, 09:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Who here has heard about that thing in Vegas where you can pay 5k and hunt naked women with paintball guns? What are your opinions?

I say that because the women are paid like 3k if they can go the full two hours without being hit, 2k if they do get hit, and it's consensual, go right ahead. It's fine for women to think it's bad, but I see it as being just fine myself. Send me out in the desert naked to get hunted by beautiful women with paintball guns for 3k bucks, I'll do it gladly.
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Problem is, they people with the guns are prob. always ugly.
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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But if they shell out 5k to do this, they must be rich, women dig cash above all else, while men dig hotness above all else, it's only fair.
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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its just stupid
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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No.

Here's the deal.

Paintball is a relatively safe sport. There is one way you can get seriously hurt- a hit to the eyes. Masks are required! I have gotten hit several times, one very painful one in the back, but never been seriously injured.

Women, by Florida law, are required to wear chest protectors. A shot to the breats will hurt badly. Hunters are told to shoot below the belt, but come on, who cares, and the paintball gun itself is inaccurate.

Hunting humans in paintball isn't a bad idea. However, the humans shouldn't be unprotected and naked. This isn't sexist just to women- if girls hunted nude men, it would be sexist against men! Any target that has to strip is being abused.

If the women had a mask, chest protectors, and some clothes (camo would be ideal) then yes, it would be cool.

But it's not.
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Old 2003-07-22, 09:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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but wouldnt you get tired of chasing a fully clothed girl thru the woods? i would,only thing to keep me going is to chase NAKED girls thru the woods,and yes masks should be required,MABEY a chest protector a big MABEY but nothing else,and if a girl had to chase a guy he gets a cup,then when hes tagged he has to show the ladies just to give the ladies a motive to win
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Old 2003-07-22, 11:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Ywah, saw this. I don't really care about it. Doesn't affect me and I don't feel like forming an opinion
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Old 2003-07-22, 11:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally posted by Sputty
Ywah, saw this. I don't really care about it. Doesn't affect me and I don't feel like forming an opinion
hear hear
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Old 2003-07-22, 11:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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This is OFN.

The first time around it sucked.

Round two!



... will suck as well.
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Old 2003-07-22, 11:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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You know I can get the same effect by getting my girlfriend drunk and chasing her around the back yard with a rubber-band shooter
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Old 2003-07-23, 12:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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I think it's degradin to women... but then again I think pron is too... But yes you can get the same effect by chasing your gf! plus you can hit it unlike bambi! lol
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Old 2003-07-23, 04:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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sounds kinda sexah
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Old 2003-07-23, 06:11 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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I don't get why this is wrong? These girls are signing up, fully aware of the risks. I could pay a buff guy to punch me in the stomach. Would this me sexist against guys?
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Old 2003-07-23, 11:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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If you want to get turned on, look at pr0n. The End.
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Old 2003-07-23, 12:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally posted by AztecWarrior
If the women had a mask, chest protectors, and some clothes (camo would be ideal) then yes, it would be cool.
the whole point of the "sport" is to chase naked women.
trust me, under their will women will not wear clothes.
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