Question for Guys - Page 2

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-01, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by Lexington_Steele
In addition, I believe the average size of a fully grown male penis is about 6 inches while errect.

hmmm, i would think more around 8.........hehheh, i remember reading som storys bout chicks getting it from really really big ones (like bigger than a foot long), tho thats wierd.....i need enlargment pills.

ha, i got this name up to a vet, now i got......i dunno, how many more posts till this reaches the ammount of posts my other name got?

Mtx · 2003-09-01, 03:51 AM

As long as you can make your woman scream at the top of her lungs you're ok!

I hate to be the one to bustout reality but she's faking it, stumpy. Girls don't scream at the top of their lungs. They put their hands against your hips and push. Almost like they're fighting you off. Then they say things like "no please.. stop" and "rape!".

I don't get why they do that but it makes sex a lot more fun.

Smaug · 2003-09-01, 03:57 AM

Talk about irony. As I was reading this thread I saw a commercial for penis enlargement plastic surgery on TV....

Flammey · 2003-09-01, 04:10 AM

Uh....Yeah....It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's how many rowers you have, the size of the paddles, how big the sail is (to catch the biggest wind), what oceans you float your boat on, if it can go on rivers, how long and how wide the boat is, weither it has a flat bottom, what materials it's made of.....Uh....never mind.

This is just plain WRONG. Don't worry about sex. Some of us are a quarter century old and are still virgins. Imagine being 50 and still being a virgin. *shudders*

Jaged · 2003-09-01, 04:13 AM

I am going to have nightmares now. Thanks flammey.

Sputty · 2003-09-01, 04:19 AM

Average size is 5.5-6 inches I think for an adult.
Also, MTX = funnay

Mtx · 2003-09-01, 04:29 AM

Sputty, I have a confession. After viewing that sweat thing so many times.. I really want your pussy. There! It's out in the open.

Doing cagales (mutilated that word) will help out your sexual performance. Either that or masterbate before sex but that just ruins the whole "nut on her experience".

Flammey · 2003-09-01, 04:32 AM

Originally posted by Jaged
I am going to have nightmares now. Thanks flammey.

OOOoo, no problem. I already have nightmares. I'm 25, single and still a virgin. It SUCKS. But I work nights, have no social life......man that's a hard phrase to say. Me = No luck with women = hatred with world.

*shrugs*

What does it matter. I'd rather not play pin the tail on the disease.

Sputty · 2003-09-01, 04:32 AM

Sputty, I have a confession. After viewing that sweat thing so many times.. I really want your pussy. There! It's out in the open.

Did you mean sweet?...[

Mtx · 2003-09-01, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
OOOoo, no problem. I already have nightmares. I'm 25, single and still a virgin. It SUCKS. But I work nights, have no social life......man that's a hard phrase to say. Me = No luck with women = hatred with world.

*shrugs*

What does it matter. I'd rather not play pin the tail on the disease.

...

What I don't get is how you can be a virgin when we live in a world full of sluts?!

Getting laid isn't hard. Just eat two conservative meals a day (because I know you're fat), go to the gym three times a week, and walk/jog/run two miles a day. People like you should have a few beers before talking to a woman to loosen yourselves up as well.

Women like selfconfident men. Trust me.. I've been married and divorced already and I'm younger than you.

And Sputty there is no reason to showoff my errored typing. Everyone already knows my Engrish sucks anyway.

Flammey · 2003-09-01, 04:57 AM

Fat? That's funny. What on this earth EVER gave you that idear?
FYI I'm 5'11" 140 pounds. No fat on my body. But that's because I hardly eat much of anything, as i have to make it, and while I CAN cook, I don't make time to do so. fat *LOL* That's a good one. I'm getting my MagMower out, just special like for you. Please stand right there...yup..right there...i'll be with you presently. Oh, and in this world of sluts, I don't want one. Me want nice girl. Me no want to simply 'Get Laid.' Me want a woman, who knows what it means to 'make love,' not 'get it on with Mr. Whazzit.' Make fun of me all ye want, me will come back and slap you upside tha head. Married and divorced already? me not make that mistake. I think only my younger sister will get stuck with that. I have a Nephew because she couldn't keep her pants up. *LOL* Me no want children. Why one this earth would I want to raise a child? This earth blows goats ass. I'm not bringing anything into this fuked up place.

EineBeBoP · 2003-09-01, 05:06 AM

we all realize were jumping to conclusions right? i mean, he never actually said he was wondering about his dick.

for all we know, he could have meant his thumb.

but still...

oh, and

Originally posted by Sputty
Average size is 5.5-6 inches I think for an adult.
Also, MTX = funnay

i think that size is right. and mtx is indeed funnay

Sputty · 2003-09-01, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by Mtx

And Sputty there is no reason to showoff my errored typing. Everyone already knows my Engrish sucks anyway.

Actually I wasn't sure what you meant

ajohn505 · 2003-09-01, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by Mtx
People like you should have a few beers before talking to a woman to loosen yourselves up as well.

I have to affirm this. One or two beers will keep you well below the legal limit for driving, yet will loosen your tongue enough to charm the ladies. It's good for your health, too. Ask your doctor.

Liquor has been enjoyed by mankind since history has been recorded. Enjoy it with the blessing of 10,000 years worth of your ancestors.

Sentrosi · 2003-09-01, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Flammey
Fat? That's funny. What on this earth EVER gave you that idear?
FYI I'm 5'11" 140 pounds. No fat on my body. But that's because I hardly eat much of anything, as i have to make it, and while I CAN cook, I don't make time to do so. fat *LOL* That's a good one. I'm getting my MagMower out, just special like for you. Please stand right there...yup..right there...i'll be with you presently. Oh, and in this world of sluts, I don't want one. Me want nice girl. Me no want to simply 'Get Laid.' Me want a woman, who knows what it means to 'make love,' not 'get it on with Mr. Whazzit.' Make fun of me all ye want, me will come back and slap you upside tha head. Married and divorced already? me not make that mistake. I think only my younger sister will get stuck with that. I have a Nephew because she couldn't keep her pants up. *LOL* Me no want children. Why one this earth would I want to raise a child? This earth blows goats ass. I'm not bringing anything into this fuked up place.

You sir, will never get laid.

If you do, wear a condom. They don't cost alot. the chances of a girl getting pregnant is about 95% against. Or, just have her do oral. Chicks can't get pregnant that way.

But then again, with "Knights in Shining Armor" like you around, you'll always have a girl-FRIEND.