Question for Guys - Page 5

Sp3ctre · 2003-09-02, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by Mtx
uh!

That girl has no curves at all. Nothing to grab onto on top or bottom... and if she thinks you have a small penis...

I just have a thing for Oriental Girls

Anyway, if she thinks I have a small penis then she's obviously lying

GonePostal · 2003-09-02, 03:45 PM

aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick

o and to the 13 yr old once again HAHA!

Squeeky · 2003-09-02, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by GonePostal
aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick

wtf did you just say?

GonePostal · 2003-09-02, 03:51 PM

hmm geuss im the only one that can do dick ups

Sputty · 2003-09-02, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by GonePostal
aye asian chicks are hot as hell mane they're all small and shit like a whole 95 pounds toss em around with your dick

o and to the 13 yr old once again HAHA!

Translation
Yes, asian women are extremely arousing. They're quite small and such and often weigh only 95 pounds. It's as if I could throw them around with my genitals.

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-02, 06:01 PM

what would we do if we didn't have sputty here? well we wouldn't kno what postal said and i really wish i didn't know what postal said.

tho asian chicks r hot, an that 1 is one of em.

No masturbating till 16? Fuck that. Im 15 and I........ Ok too much information, nm

dude.....13 and i actually know what to do, just staring at god's wife wont do it all.

xuur · 2003-09-02, 06:11 PM

*/me just wandered into the wrong thread...and left just as quickly with a few parting words*

its the one you got. learn to live with it.

Paingiver · 2003-09-02, 06:14 PM

just to amuse me, wat are your pickup lines for girls?

xuur · 2003-09-02, 06:32 PM

"I make $150k a year honey. I'd love to waste half of it on you"

works every time.

x

Zodiac · 2003-09-02, 06:40 PM

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-02, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Paingiver
just to amuse me, wat are your pickup lines for girls?

>(1) I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
>
>(2) Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell
>for you.
>
>(3) I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
>
>(4) Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in
>Heaven.
>
>(5) Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, c
>an I talk you out of them?
>
>
>(6) How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
>
>(7) Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
>
>(8) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
>
>(9) Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
>
>(10) Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
>back while You blow the hell out of me.
>
>(11) If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
>
>(12) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
>

now....

>*****Send this to 10 people or you will have bad luck on your dates forever!!***