My ultra secret Counter Strike strategy

Squeeky · 2003-09-04, 08:10 AM

I have been playing counter strike for the past few months now, and i've actually got good enough to where i tried out on a Cal-IM league team (and according to the manager did really well). The team plays from a LAN Center in San Diego and the guys are awesome, we have to practice 5 times a week though. Anyways, i wanted to tell you guys how i got so good. The answer is below...please scroll

That's right folks. Fernanda Martinelli, my honey has been helping me. I will set her up near where i play, and when the opposition pops out, they are immediately stunned. Let's just say the opposition can't resist and tries to play the rest of the game with 1 hand

I then pop out, blast em with my primary, and move on to my next victim

(Note, i don't really do that, i did tryout for the Cal-IM team in san diego but i do not really utilize a tactic like that

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Flammey · 2003-09-04, 08:22 AM

UH, YEAH. What drug are you on? Cause it must REALLY be good.
You should hand some out.

X-113 · 2003-09-04, 08:47 AM

Scrolling sucks. But

nonetheless.

Sp3ctre · 2003-09-04, 10:14 AM

i know squeeks counterstrike tactic SOUNDS stupid, but whenever I'm playin cs and see something dodgy (i.e. naked chicks, freaks, cool cartoon characters) i always lose concentration. But hey, i'm an intermediate!

Hamma · 2003-09-04, 10:14 AM

Cheats, ban

Sentrosi · 2003-09-04, 04:52 PM

I thought this was a "no CS" forum?

*Washes the CS Filth off himself before stepping into a shower*

Zodiac · 2003-09-04, 05:12 PM

i just used to use some [edit err not hardcore] porn or a ladder decal as my spray...both work

Sputty · 2003-09-04, 05:21 PM

We all know Squeeky uses Wallhax

Mtx · 2003-09-04, 05:42 PM

As many of you can guess, when I play Counterstrike.. I'm Phoenix Connextion! Fuck you CT pussies and your "my weapon takes no skill" attitude. Newbs play as CT.

I spray terrorists on corner walls and laugh my ass off when stupid CTs waste a clip trying to kill my spray. It's a goods way to know when a SD weaponed CT is coming and you're up against the wall. Not only that but it makes them hesitate to fire which also works in your advantage.

I don't normally cheat but I used to like wallhacking for campers. Your HL Guard will never find my cheats either... why? Because your HL Guard is scanning the drive with my Counterstrike on it and I keep my cheats on the other drive!

I don't cheat though... but the moment some skywalker kills me.. that servers gonna pay!

Squeeky · 2003-09-04, 06:20 PM

MTX fucking cheats

Why am i not surprised.

Zodiac · 2003-09-04, 06:36 PM

where did you get the terrorist sprays?

Mtx · 2003-09-05, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by Zodiac
where did you get the terrorist sprays?

Google image search. Make sure you get one that is the right size though. They always work.

Squeeky · 2003-09-05, 07:36 AM

http://www.planethalflife.com/counte.../tactical1.htm

:

O:

That is elite

Zodiac · 2003-09-05, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by Squeeky
http://www.planethalflife.com/counte.../tactical1.htm

:O:

That is elite

thanks squeeky

NightWalker XI · 2003-09-05, 10:28 AM

I never played CS for some reason but I am getting HL2 and I hear CS2 will be a mod for it soo....