Extremely Suicidal tactics

FraBaktos · 2003-01-02, 04:41 AM

(It is 4:30 AM where I live, I am tired enough to write something to the equivalent as someone on LSD. Please consider this before reading the post.)

My friend and I were debating: 1. Would it be possible to take a fast vehicle (Quad bike or harasser), reach maximum speed, drive off a high drop, and collide with a galaxy in full flight. Does anyone know the results of this encounter?

2. According to the game developers at SOE, it is not possible to fit a tank into the galaxy transport. My friend and I have decided we would be better off strapping the tank to the ROOF of the galaxy. When reaching our destination, I would have to leave the galaxy in mid flight, undo the straps holding the tank to the roof, jump in the tank drivers seat (Secure safety harness, of course) and give the pilot the "GO" signal. The galaxy at this point, must perform a death defying free fall. While falling, the pilot must perform a 180 degree yaw to remove the tank from the roof. My friend thinks its better off to yaw the galaxy at maximum velocity, spiraling both the tank and the galaxy into the unsuspecting enemy crowd.

3. Can you shoot yourself in the foot?

4. Do the male characters take extra recoil (as opposed to female characters) from damage to the "lower" area?

5. Would it be possible to go really fast in the harasser, place a brick on the gas pedal, proceed to the hood of the harrasser, and dive under the front of the car leaving yourself vulnerable to the harasser? of course results would be fatal....

:o :o :o :o

Warborn · 2003-01-02, 04:51 AM

1. Would it be possible to take a fast vehicle (Quad bike or harasser), reach maximum speed, drive off a high drop, and collide with a galaxy in full flight. Does anyone know the results of this encounter?

Fast vehicle goes boom, Galaxy takes some damage.

2. According to the game developers at SOE, it is not possible to fit a tank into the galaxy transport. My friend and I have decided we would be better off strapping the tank to the ROOF of the galaxy. When reaching our destination, I would have to leave the galaxy in mid flight, undo the straps holding the tank to the roof, jump in the tank drivers seat (Secure safety harness, of course) and give the pilot the "GO" signal. The galaxy at this point, must perform a death defying free fall. While falling, the pilot must perform a 180 degree yaw to remove the tank from the roof. My friend thinks its better off to yaw the galaxy at maximum velocity, spiraling both the tank and the galaxy into the unsuspecting enemy crowd.

The answer is: Blue. Thank you, please drive through.

3. Can you shoot yourself in the foot?

Can you even see your guy's foot?

4. Do the male characters take extra recoil (as opposed to female characters) from damage to the "lower" area?

No. Advancements in Jock Technology have allowed for a nigh-impervious groin-cup. Your gonads are safe from incoming projectiles. It also has a 3 year warranty.

Note: Warranty invalid if you're shot by a tank.

5. Would it be possible to go really fast in the harasser, place a brick on the gas pedal, proceed to the hood of the harrasser, and dive under the front of the car leaving yourself vulnerable to the harasser? of course results would be fatal....

Yes. Also, if you put a dead hooker in the trunk you can fake your own death.

6. Let's say da Bears were all 14 inches high. What would be your prediction on the outcome of tonight's Bears vs Giants game?

Bears -- eighteen ta ten. And dat would finally be a good game.

Navaron · 2003-01-02, 06:39 AM

"2. According to the game developers at SOE, it is not possible to fit a tank into the galaxy transport. My friend and I have decided we would be better off strapping the tank to the ROOF of the galaxy. When reaching our destination, I would have to leave the galaxy in mid flight, undo the straps holding the tank to the roof, jump in the tank drivers seat (Secure safety harness, of course) and give the pilot the "GO" signal. The galaxy at this point, must perform a death defying free fall. While falling, the pilot must perform a 180 degree yaw to remove the tank from the roof. My friend thinks its better off to yaw the galaxy at maximum velocity, spiraling both the tank and the galaxy into the unsuspecting enemy crowd. "

Now thats thinking man!!! Tell me youre going nc!

Toimu · 2003-01-02, 08:24 AM

For #2 to work, you must do #1 with a tank instead of Quad bike, and you must land ontop of the Galaxy.

Sputty · 2003-01-02, 08:49 AM

It'll probably jsut blow up the dropship or you'll go right through. Very little chance of landing.

FraBaktos · 2003-01-02, 05:26 PM

Sorry bohica, Im going vanu... if you ever see a tank strapped to the roof of a galaxy tho you will know I am near. (I was thinking of the vanguard when I thought up that idea tho)