I'm Bored, again, He's a few jokes - Page 2

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-09-09, 06:42 PM

Someone set up us the pothead!

EnorganiK · 2003-09-09, 07:41 PM

"I found a handicap guy trying to park in one of our parking spots...so I kicked his ass!"

Squeeky · 2003-09-09, 07:43 PM

Those we're pretty good

Flammey · 2003-09-11, 01:49 AM

*bump* *Falls on the floor and shatters*

Damn, that was my only one too.

Sorry, I don't have anymore jokes yet. When I get more, I'll add them.....

TekDragon · 2003-09-11, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Tek is still around?

Hamma warned me.. and i didn't listen. This damned site just keeps pulling you back.

WildEagle · 2003-09-11, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by TekDragon
I joined the US Military and requested a Germany station. Im hoping the germans invade france again and this time I want to make sure they finish the job.

do the french play ps caause all the american players would destroy them.

Flammey · 2003-09-13, 07:23 AM

I just found this in another thread, and I thought it was hilarious, so I have to post it here....

http://funnyjunk.com/v.php?id=41155&p=1284708

GonePostal · 2003-09-13, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by TekDragon
Hamma warned me.. and i didn't listen. This damned site just keeps pulling you back.

aye

and flammey what the hell was thAT!!!!11!

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by GonePostal
aye

and flammey what the hell was thAT!!!!11!

Uh, was suppose to be a Flash of Smurfs, and a joke. I'm told it didn't work too well for some people. Most unfortunate, as I thought it was hilarious. You can try going to another thread, labeled as Hot women, or something like that. Look for the picture of smurfs, near one of the last pages. The link to the Smurf's Lost Episode is there.....

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 12:18 AM

FISH STORY...

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really?" Well, then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.

While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutcher her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch."

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch
for his dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no! It's called a Son of a Bitch fish."

"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!"

Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.

The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.

The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch" exclaimed the Sister.

The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them.

Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said,

"You fuckers are my kind of people."

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 04:16 AM

*Bumpty bumpty bump* Ciabola. *Bumpty bumpty bump* Ciabola.

*No, I'm not nuts, It's from Stephen King's The Stand

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 08:43 AM

I found this in a different thread. It didn't work when I posted it earlier, so I'll try again.....

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/smurf.htm

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 09:52 AM

I'll think of some more real soon.

In the meantime, here's a url to some priceless images......

Priceless

And how about a glass of wine a day???

Glass of Wine

And how about FORBIDDEN love?

Forbidden love

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 10:12 AM

Ohhh, look at the Girly Soccer players....

Girly Soccer Players

Not going anywhere for a while???

Snickers, really satisfies.

EVERYONE, Back to work...

Working

WTF??

WTF???

Flammey · 2003-09-15, 10:25 AM

Need an Ebonics lesson?

Learn Ebonics

Learn your ABC's

ABC's

A plea from Kows across America

PLEA