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Old 2003-10-25, 09:00 AM   [Ignore Me] #61
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I'll try to find more, real soon.
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Old 2003-11-07, 11:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #62
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Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up
with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"
She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband."
She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father."
They parted ways.
Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan,
how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in
all!"
The Father said, "That's wonderful!" How is yer loving husband doing?"
She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle
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Old 2003-11-07, 11:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #63
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady
80 years old sitting on a park bench near
J. C. Penny and she was sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home.
He makes love to me every morning and then gets
up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit
and freshly ground, brewed coffee.
I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and
my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half
the afternoon."
I said: "Well so why are you crying?"
She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal
with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love
to me until 2:00 am."
I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!
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