The "things that piss you off" thread

[Acaila]

• 4WDs that have never seen a dirt road.
• People with poor personal hygene. You smell, take a fucking shower, brush your teeth and do some laundry.
• People who think Linux will turn their p2 266Mhz into a super computer.
• The fact that you can't get a normal flavour of chip anymore. Why can't I get a plain chip with a fuck load of salt on it? Why can't I just get a damn cheese corn chip?
• People who give me the finger for cutting them off in traffic. What they should do is follow me and get in on it when I cut more people off, I will get us all there faster.
• Hippies. Fuck you, your shitty shaggin' wagon outputs more noxious gas than my Kingswood. I even have a broken headlight to conserve energy.
• People with a 600000000000w speaker set up in their pimp mobile. The latest stylings of Ja-Rule pounding my head and eviscerating my ear drums at 7am during peak hour traffic is unpleasant.
• My neighbours kids. If those little shits come in my yard 1 more time, I am selling them to Nike.
• Light beer, what is the point?
• My fussy ass cat. It requires cooked meat thanks to my gf spoiling it rotten, it eats better than I do.
• On the topic of the cat, anyone who is mean to it gets a spin kick to the head.
• The Olympics. I know, lets make burping an Olympic event! Fat, lazy alcoholics deserve recognition too!

[Hamma]

I've changed my mind. Things that piss me off:

Tek and Oni bitching at eachother
Squeeks and Spider bitching at eachother
People who get in my way on the highway when im trying to go 100

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Acaila

• 4WDs that have never seen a dirt road.
• People with poor personal hygene. You smell, take a fucking shower, brush your teeth and do some laundry.
• People who think Linux will turn their p2 266Mhz into a super computer.
• The fact that you can't get a normal flavour of chip anymore. Why can't I get a plain chip with a fuck load of salt on it? Why can't I just get a damn cheese corn chip?
• People who give me the finger for cutting them off in traffic. What they should do is follow me and get in on it when I cut more people off, I will get us all there faster.
• Hippies. Fuck you, your shitty shaggin' wagon outputs more noxious gas than my Kingswood. I even have a broken headlight to conserve energy.
• People with a 600000000000w speaker set up in their pimp mobile. The latest stylings of Ja-Rule pounding my head and eviscerating my ear drums at 7am during peak hour traffic is unpleasant.
• My neighbours kids. If those little shits come in my yard 1 more time, I am selling them to Nike.
• Light beer, what is the point?
• My fussy ass cat. It requires cooked meat thanks to my gf spoiling it rotten, it eats better than I do.
• On the topic of the cat, anyone who is mean to it gets a spin kick to the head.
• The Olympics. I know, lets make burping an Olympic event! Fat, lazy alcoholics deserve recognition too!

Dude. I nearly pissed my pants after laughing so hard. First laugh I've had all week, thanks a million!

[Ait'al]

Im suprised im not on your list yet hamma. lol *Phew*

Im guessing it will go along with bad grammer when i am though.

And modern(lack of Jeffersonian ideals being considered anymore) politics and the growing popularity of judges to ignore the laws they dont want to consider. Especially the first 4th and 6th ammendments to the constitution.(this wastn meant to start a discussion so dont get pissed)

[Spider]

I'm on number two of hamma's list! kinky!

[Red October]

Religious Right: QUIT JUDGING ME AND TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE, READ THE BIBLE, HOW TO ACT, HOW TO SLEEP, HOW TO SCREW MY WIFE, HOW TO FART AND ANY OTHER HOW TO!

Religious Left: NO! I don't like your view of religion, get over it, NOR DO I WANT IT, QUIT KNOCKING ON MY F'N DOOR!

Atheist: YOU ARE A F'N RELIGION...DEAL WITH IT

Republicans: DEMOCRATS ARE NOT TO BLAME FOR THE F'N ECONOMY!

Democrats: REPUBLICANS ARE NOT TO BLAME FOR THE F'N ECONOMY!

People who slow down to a crawl on the road while on thier cell phones

People who do less than 100mph

People who jump onto a crowded or non-crowded elevator and go up only ONE !@#$'n FLOOR! WALK ONE FLIGHT YOU LARD @$$

People who always think they know whats going on with the economy and tell me I got it all wrong- I'VE GOT A F'N DEGREE IN ECONOMICS YOU F'N MORON! YOU DON'T KNOW JACK !@#$

Creationist: IT'S BS SCIENCE...GET A CLUE

Darwinist: IT'S ALSO BS SCIENCE...DEAL WITH IT

A FREAKIN HALF INCH OF RAIN IS NOT A MONSTER OF A STORM (for those of us in CA)

A FLOODED INTERSECTION IS NOT A FLOOD...ITS A BACKED UP STORM DRAIN (for those of us in CA).

QUIT SPENDING MY MONEY YOU STUPID LEGISLATURE (for those of us in CA).

.....out....of......breath.....*gasp*

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by Hamma

I've changed my mind. Things that piss me off:

Tek and Oni bitching at eachother
Squeeks and Spider bitching at eachother
People who get in my way on the highway when im trying to go 100

PSU: Home of bitches.

Things that piss me off:

Fat people telling me what I should eat
People getting in my business
Religious bashers
atheist bashers
punk rock bashers
Anyone who uses the word "dick cheese"

The thing I hate the most, in all seriousness, is people getting in my business.

[JetRaiden]

the little 2-pixel smurk the "Rolleyes" emoticon does at the end of its cycle.

observe:

[Neon Apocalypse]

essays

acaila's post gave me a good laugh

[Sputty]

People who are mean to kittens(I find them and murder them BTW)
Assholes who cut me off
Not being able to rub Hamma the right way

[keaoi]

TECH sites that compare the Athlon 2500 to a Pentium 2.5 GHz CPU. The 2500 barely loses and guess what? The Athlon 2500+ is a 1.9 GHZ CPU.

Intel = teh pwned.

[AztecWarrior]

People who consider themselves revolutionaries because they like neo-Nazis/Communists, listen to Rage Against the Machine, hate Bush, and buy Hot Topic.

I can tolerate Bush whackers and Hot Topic disciples to a point. Not for long, though.

[Infernus]

hmm... Ritilan (25mg dont do shit to you and 30 could kill ya), The Giants, The Devils, The Yankees, hope that life gets better, anybody that thinks John Locke or Rosseau is right about humanity...

[Ait'al]

People who consider themselves revolutionaries because they like neo-Nazis/Communists, listen to Rage Against the Machine, hate Bush, and buy Hot Topic.

I can tolerate Bush whackers and Hot Topic disciples to a point. Not for long, though.

Man am i paranoid today.

If your refering to me. Im jeffersonian and fundamentalist if that explains anything. I always have been. 8)

IE original intent, as in congress's(/individual who wrote the law) intents not the supreme or local courts and checks and balances, as in the strict beleif the different branches of governments main concern should be wether the others a breaking a law or abusing power to fix things


And poeple who can only understand two reasons why people start threads?! And go into there thread and harass them when they dont actually ahve a damn clue why the thread was started.8)

Take this into consideration. If you dont have interest in the thread dont post in it!

[Zodiac]

Originally Posted by Infernus1080

(25mg dont do shit to you and 30 could kill ya)

bullshit.