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2003-11-19, 08:35 PM
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The helicopter hovered over the house at 50 feet. Agent ObnoxiousFrog was maning the dual 7.62mm Mini Guns. Agent Peacemaker was piloting the UH-60 Blackhawk. Gryphon, Doop, and Ivan were also in the back of the chopper checking their weapons. The house was surrounded by police and lower class Anti Flame Agents. Nothing would escape from it.
"So is he in there?" Obnoxious Frog yelled up to Peace. "Yea, and hes got a few friends too. Ive got him and two others on heat sensors. Spammer Host ID lables one as Shadowe and the other as BioHazzard." "Ok then, we have the numbers. Lets go to it." Gryphon yelled to Obnoxious Frog. Peacemaker lowered the aircraft to twenty five feet and started to circle the house. Obnoxious Frog drew both of the enormous bolts back and let them slam back into the breech chambering the first round in each of the six barrled cannons. "Eat this you bastards." Obnoxious Frog yelled as he opened up with the mounted guns. The barrels started to spin up and a few seconds later a tounge of fire erupted from the top barrel on each gun. Peacemaker looked out the right window of the craft and watched as Obnoxious Frog walked the tracer lit rounds up the front door of the house. The door desintegrated under the barrage. Obnoxious Frog brought the shells into the house and sprayed the roof violently for nearly five minutes. He finally ran out of ammo and the smoke cleared from the house. The roof was totaly saturated in bullet holes. The Miniguns had done their job. A corner of the house colapsed as Peacemaker landed the helicopter outside of the permiter of the Police. The squad jumped off and walked up to the line. A quick flash of ID and they were permited to enter the lawn. Peacemaker signaled to the squad and they followed as he approached the front door. He pointed at the exposed metal door and made a fist, then made his fist break apart into three fingers held up flashed them once and then again. They surrounded the door 3 feet back and Doop set a small object on the door and backed up. Three seconds later the charge blew up and the door flew open. The squad poored into the door and took positions around the room. "Clear." Doop wispered into the radio. "Clear." Came Gryphons reply. "Contact, left." Ivan responded. The whole squad turned to face in the direction Ivan had called from. A lone figure was hiding behind a metal plate in the corner. "Flash him." Gryphon yelled. Doop wasted no time and hurled a Flashbang into the nook and it exploded. The figure screamed, stood up and started to fire widly. "Biohazzard! Take him down!" The squad immediatly opened fire on the target, Ivans SPAS-12 made the first hit and ripped his shoulder off. Obnoxious Frog put a string of 9mm bullets across his torso and Doops M-4 tore into his left leg. Peacemaker drew his .357 Magnum and shot twice. The first shot hit square in the heart and the second right in the throat. Biohazzard colapsed from the multitude of bullet wounds. "Secure him!" Obnoxious Frog ran up and smashed his face in with a stick. The body disapeared. "Banned!!!" Obnoxious Frog yelled. Suddenly the room erupted in fire from the hallway. Doop, Ivan, and Gryphon all took hits and fell back out the door. Peacemaker and Obnoxious Frog took cover behind the steel plate in the corner Bio Hazzard had used. "Looks like Shadowe." Frog looked at Peace and winked. They both dived out from behind the plate shooting. Frog's Mp-5 ran out of ammo mid dive and he pulled his Desert Eagle and unloaded it. Peacemaker was using two MKII Socoms which were empty just as he stood up. Both agents pulled out Glock 18s and emptyed them at Shadowe on full auto. Peacemaker once again pulled out his .357 magnum and fired a shot square into his heart. "Got him, the pause virus is in! Get him!" Frog ran up and smashed Shadowe in the crotch with the stick and the body disappeared. "Woot! Banned him!" Frog jumped up and cartwheeled into a table. "Arrrg! Im hit!" Peacemaker noticed a flash of light out of the corner of his eye as Ait'al flew into the basement. Peacemaker ran to the door and dived down the stairs head first rolling out at the bottom. Three bullets ricocheted by his head off the wall. He sighted Ait'al in the corner and opened up with his reloaded Glock 18. Three of the powerfull 9mm rounds struck him but he continued to dart back and forth spraying ammo. Peace took out his Glock 20 this time. Only one of the fifteen bullets found their mark. He droped the gun and darted behind cover. All he had left was two colt .45s, the .357 with two shots, and a sawn off shotgun. He took out his .45s and ran back out, the guns were empty in a second or two. Ait'al was suddenly on him and fired three shots into him. Obnoxious Frog appeared on the stairs and fired blindly at him with his newly reloaded Mp-5. Ait'al fired a shot into Obnoxious Frogs chest and he fell down gasping. Ait'al looked back at Peacemaker who was laying on the ground. He jumped into the air and was going to land on him. "Die Agent scum!" He screamed. "Fuck you!" Peacemaker yelled as he pulled the sawed off shotgun out of his jacket and fired one shell into his chest and the second into his face. Ait'al's head exploded in a puff of blood and he flew backwards into the wall and stood back up. Peacemaker stared at him as he tried to walk back towards him. "Like I said, fuck you!" He yelled as he wipped out his .357 viral gun and shot Ait'al in the chest twice. He calmly walked up to him and smashed his groin with the stick and his body disappeared. "Baned...." Just a note. This is all a joke. Just doing it cause of the spam created by Ait'al sometimes. Its for fun. Plz take no offence to it. Hehehe tell me what you think. ( I Know it should be in fan fiction, but itll get more publicity here)
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2003-11-19, 08:36 PM
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Way to make enemies. :P
Someone is waxing his banstick. His namme starts with an H, ends with an A, and is vaguely reminiscent of ham and hammers.
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2003-11-19, 08:50 PM
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thats one hell of an ending! 
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2003-11-19, 09:50 PM
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Anyone firing a minigun for a solid five minutes just melted the barrel ten times over, caused the ammo to cook off, and probably ruined a half-million dollar weapons system. That's *IF* they had about a million rounds (which weighs a ton) to burn per weapon, since the rate of fire can empty an entire drum in about three seconds.
All that ammo cooking off in a Blackhawk must surely be lethal to the occupants of the aircraft.
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2003-11-19, 10:17 PM
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As a bad guy or as a good guy? Ill do more for anyone. I love to do this stuff. But be warned. Aztec goes insane!!! OMG LOOK OUT!!!! ONOES Ait'al will be angry with me. Plz for the love of god not that! Really though. Just a joke in light of the Waldo thread of double posting spam doom. I have no hard feelings about anyone on the forum you guys all rock and im just having fun.
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2003-11-19, 10:19 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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Who died and made you official kulturkampf leader?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-11-19, 10:26 PM
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