fun little game

[Ait'al]

Porn is a false moustache that cannot be removed from your house! It communicates via Instant Messenger and comes with its own storage kennel.

Gay porn is a billboard that's only visible under ultraviolet light, is monogrammed (up to three letters) and can play the trumpet.

pron is a pair of shoes that sings comical songs, is heavier than it looks and is ten feet tall.

Penis n da but is a handgun that comes with a variety of coloured fascias, probably won't work and has a built-in alarm clock.


These are getting better. 8)

Freedom fries is a blow-up doll that anticipates your every move! It does exactly what it says on the tin and has no sharp edges.

france is an armband that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! It may have harmful side effects.

USA is like a normal retinal implant, but it quacks like a duck.

united states of america is a fax machine that speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones! It tells you when it's ready.

Germany is a headband! It glows in the dark!

England is like a normal aquarium, but it can pick locks.

Democracy is a small plastic pyramid! It bounces up and down!

Socialism is a fork that improves blood clotting! It moulds vegetables and floats in water.

Communism is like a normal kettle, but it doesn't always work.

Marxism is a bubble-car that can be programmed to perform simple tasks! It communicates via Instant Messenger and plays Nethack.

PSU is an MP3 player that helps the medicine go down! It is voice-activated and comes with a variety of coloured fascias.

PS is a bracelet that dispenses tea or coffee! It moulds vegetables and produces pure oxygen.

PlanetSide-Universe is a bracelet that feeds your pets! It has a mind of its own and dehumidifies the air.

PlanetSide is a belt buckle that's used by the US military! It folds out into a tent and keeps you warm at night.

Planet Side is a freezer that displays pornography, follows a target of your choice and detects evil.

[Acaila]

this thread is dumb
this thread is dumb is a handgun! It looks better than it sounds!

Haha, okay the thread isn't dumb anymore. That thing is cracking me up over and over again

[Irenicuz]

Irenicuz

Irenicuz is a golf club! It keeps your teeth clean!

[Hezzy]

Hezzy is a jetpack that's made from recycled cardboard!
woot.

My mum is a T-shirt that disposes of kitchen waste, is inflammable and emits dangerous radiation.

My dad is a robot that does the washing up! It sorts your mail and keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours.

My penis is like a normal fridge magnet, but it disinfects work surfaces.

Your penis is a penknife that catches spiders!

Your dad is an airbag that removes stubborn stains, detects background radiation and mimics the movements of a lizard.

Your mum is an electronic implant that inflates into a dinghy! It emits a constant high-frequency whine. < LMAO!

My computer is a microwave that plays light music, cures all known illnesses and can be used by children.

Your computer is a handgun! It recites haiku!

Macdonalds is a piece of string that's programmed against harming humans, counts your loose change and costs less than �20.

KFC is a small plastic pyramid that has been featured in Star Trek and revolves.

Pizza Hut is a contraceptive device that operates on a quantum level and dissolves in water.

My school is a small plastic pyramid that has a million household uses, works underwater and can be used on the move.

Your school is a diamond ring that works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect! It squirts water.

My house is a television set that glows at night!

Your house is a strain of bacteria that produces hot tea or coffee!

[Nimbus]

Nimbus
Nimbus is a security camera that folds away when not in use and is actually just a solid block of plastic.

Sweet I....oh....

[OneManArmy]

i smell some PSU quotes in here

[Squeeky]

Your mom is my bee-yotch.

[eXoSloth]

eXoSloth
eXoSloth is like a normal car, but it can disable electrical hardware.
w00t

[Onizuka]

Onizuka is like a normal electric drill, but it can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.

Satan is a toothbrush that looks like a fish! It has been featured in Star Trek and catches small fish.

Hammer is a security camera that rotates at high speed! It is two inches tall.

hahah

[Rbstr]

Rbstr is a candle! It makes amusing belching noises!
teh funah

[Febnon]

Dude is an ironing board that moulds to fit its user, displays pornography and slices vegetables.

Suitcase is an electronic implant that inflates into a dinghy! It emits a constant high-frequency whine

FFXI is a computer mouse that fits into the boot of a car!

[OneManArmy]

your mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!

[SDM]

My penis is a walking stick that hangs upside-down from the ceiling! It emits a constant high-frequency whine and plays light music.

[ViperGTS]

ViperGTS is a small plastic pyramid that's only visible under ultraviolet light, glows with an eerie green light and plugs into the mains.