xbox deflects bullet - Page 2

NoSurrender · 2003-12-04, 11:07 PM

wow now i can go into "crookfield" (called brookfield but its like the surban ghetto and it really is a shit town) and all i gotta do i strap a X-box to me

. Poor friends no bullet holes for me

ZeusCali · 2003-12-04, 11:09 PM

they said one bullet not 20 a minute

dscytherulez · 2003-12-04, 11:11 PM

Shhhhh!!! Dont tell him! Lol

Squick · 2003-12-04, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Jaged

How about the fact that *nix systems are more stable and secure then windows. Linux inparticular was built as a server. It does the job better then a windows platform. There is a reason why most of the major websites like Amazon run linux servers.

Those are some specifics there!

Wana take a wild guess how long my Windows 2000 cluster has been up? 24/7 for over a year and a half. That is pretty damn stable if you ask me! That includes an Exchange server that got pounded yesterday with 840,000 spam. Do you know how much stress it puts on the Information Store to try and filter 840,000 messages to delete the bounces and leave everythign else?

HOW does it do the job better then a windows platform? How long does it take you to make a user account, their e-mail account, then deploy the software they need to their computer with Unix? In Windows 2000 Active Directory Group Policy deploys software, customizable to the user's OU, exchange plugs into AD and their e-mail account is created within the user creation process. Unix would require you to either use a third party application or do all those steps seperatly.

Until you have physically stood in front of the servers that keep a Fortune 500 company in business you have absolutely no applicable experience with the real world.

Squick

dscytherulez · 2003-12-04, 11:13 PM

Strap on ur x-box's guys...this thread could get messy lol.

ZeusCali · 2003-12-04, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Squick

...HOW does it do the job better then a windows platform? How long does it take you to make a user account, their e-mail account, then deploy the software they need to their computer with Unix? In Windows 2000 Active Directory Group Policy deploys software, customizable to the user's OU, exchange plugs into AD and their e-mail account is created within the user creation process...
Squick

/\bill gate's nerd hoe :-D

Squick · 2003-12-04, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by dscytherulez

Strap on ur x-box's guys...this thread could get messy lol.

Nah, like Squeeky says, this is a "thread hijack." If someone wants to discuss the merits of using Unix vs. Windows in a 10,000+ user network they can start another thread and describe their experiences with both Windows and Unix in those situations.

ZeusCali · 2003-12-04, 11:19 PM

mac+unix dont forget mac, mac is compeatin too oh ya and btw bill gates nerd hoe, stop bragging we dont care how much ur server can handle

Squick · 2003-12-04, 11:32 PM

Of course not... But Billy Boy does care about his "nerd hoes" that get him a whole lot of business by not only giving every piece of MS software for free... But also gives little gifts:

And Mac, the pinnacle of security right? Why from OSX's release to the beginning of October were there 23 critical updates for it. And don't forget the buffer overrun exploit that is still in OSX even after a warning on 10-28 and a full disclosure a few days ago.

But again, to obide by Squeeky's wish, either continue this discussion on another thread, or on alt.sex.fetish.fashion.

Squick

ZionsFire · 2003-12-04, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by ZeusCali

mac+unix dont forget mac, mac is compeatin too oh ya and btw bill gates nerd hoe, stop bragging we dont care how much ur server can handle

Hmmm, lets see if I can explain this in one smiley....ah! Here's one!

ZeusCali · 2003-12-04, 11:59 PM

hey why do only i get that give it to him too!!

Ait'al · 2003-12-05, 12:06 AM

The Baltimore Sun reports that 34-year old Robert Preston Kersey had grown enraged by his roommates constantly playing their Xbox at high volume. According to the police report, Kersey emerged from his bedroom at 2 a.m. brandishing an automatic pistol. Rather than shoot his roommates, Kersey took aim at the offending Xbox and fired a single shot at the console. While the bullet's impact disabled the Xbox, its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly.

Why did he shoot the Xbox and not the TV???? Why are people so damn dense!!!!!!!