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2004-01-21, 12:06 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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While looking at page 2 I got a huge deja vu attack. Shit, glitch in the Matrix.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-21, 12:18 PM
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Next time you're at is house, borrow an ink pen. Go in the bathroom and shove it in your ass. Then give it back to him, and say what does that pen smell like? When he says "It smells like shit!" say "Well it ought to! It's been in my ass!". While he's all confused and running to wash his hands and stuff, grab your CDs. When he comes back after washing his hands and being all grossed-out, ask him to smell the CDs. When he asks why, just smile real big.
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2004-01-22, 03:49 PM
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Major General
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The kids 3 right?
Steal his teddy bear, hold it for ransom, tell him it will cost ps, and you'll get it back.
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PS Storys: The Eraser The New World (5Chap.) http://mrchevys3.blogspot.com/ Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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2004-01-22, 04:02 PM
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Contributor InComa
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How about this, the next time your parents are gone for a few hours, then get him to come over then leave really quick. Once he is gone, break a window from the outside, then immediatly call your parents and tell them the little prick got mad over something and left, but broke a window out of spite. Your parents will give his parents hell, then his parents will give him hell, and noone along the line will ever stop to think about it. Of course, it wouldn't work on all parents and i wouldn't reccomend this action, but it would be excedingly funny if it was pulled off.
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2004-03-10, 06:25 AM
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The problem has been solved already. I'm going to juvi cus I capped him with an uzi.
j/k I went to his when he wasn't home, told his mom I left something in his room, then stole the unopenedgame. Simple as that . Also I took out all the disks and put the box back in there. |
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