I bought a bottle of.... WTF? Fitness water?? is there any other kind of water??

[MrVicchio]

http://www.propelfitnesswater.com/index_flash.html?

WTF is fitness water?? Is there such a thing as unfit water? Fattening water?

[Glaynor]

And I bet there are thousands of people buying that. What morons there are out in the world.

[MrVicchio]

It was all they had non-soda at the bowling alley, but I mean damn come on...

[MilitantB0B]

I think it is supposed to have extra minerals and electrolytes and what not. Kinda like gator-aide light or something. Probably just a marketing ploy, like that comercial I saw that tried to market milk as a sports drink. Just immagine comming off a feild/court/whatever hot and sweaty and needing something to quench your thirst, what do you reach for? MILK! *vomit*

Next thing you know they will market egg nog as a sprts drink... wait a minute... I just got way off topic...

[Cyanide]

That's almost as stupid as something that claims to be 94% fat free or whatever. What's that supposed to mean? That 6% of it is fat? I guess it just makes things sound better. I think from now on I'll call stupid people 76% intelligence free. If I ever see a stick of butter marked X% fat free, I will lose all will to live.

[Derfud]

Did you try any? If so, what did it taste like?

[BUGGER]

Well atleast its not Brain Water.


Dunno wth that came from, but its fun to make little cyclones inside the bottle of water-oh i mean Brain Water.

[Robot]

my friend tried some. he said it tasted pretty bad.

[Indecisive]

Uncarbonated "enchanced" waters always taste like shiiiit.

[OneManArmy]

hey not that "fittness" water is pretty damn tasty. like he said its like gatorade lite.. not to bad. and atleast your getting SOMETHING when you shell out money for H20...

jesus Mr. V. you'll complain about anything. sit down. shut the fuck up. and drink your fittness water, fatty.

[MrVicchio]

I think onemanarmy, takes shit WAYYYY too serious. I was being overtly sarcastic and over the top with my "complaining". The humor, the joke, was the title: "fitness water", as if regular water didn't meet that criteria.

Think about it without that carrot shoved up your ass and you MIGHT just get the joke.

[ZeusCali]

you forgot about heavy water!

[MrVicchio]

Heavy water is used in the production of Hydrogen or ThermoNuclear weapons because it has high concentrations of H3.

Oh you were joking, silly me hehe I want powered water, ya know, get a pcket, add water and you got a glass full!

[Sinderblock]

Actually heavy water is just one of hydrogens isotopes (Deuterium) with oxygen. Deuterium has an extra neutron in the nucleus which esentially doubles its mass meaning that the compound weights approximately 20 grams per mol instead of 18 grams per mole like normal water, hence heavy water. D2O instead of H2O (is there any way to do subscripts on this board?).

[GreyFox]

Never drink water in a bottle, I got my crane and it's tasty!