random thoughts

[Setari]

What if our history was scripted and so is the future. For once we meet our inescapable end, another world starts over at the beginning. But their beginning is our end. Their Dark Age our Computer Age? What if everything you ever dreamed happened in a parallel world where their dreams are all boring and mimic our lives?

My brain hurts now.

On a side note, after having diahrrea of the brain the things in the above paragraph are actually interesting IMO.

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

Originally Posted by SDM

What wonderful birdies the frog are. Thems ain't gots no tails almost, hardly. Whens thems walks, thems hops. When thems don't walks, them sits on thier tails they don't hardly ain't got.

I think I got dumber after reading that.

[Dharkbayne]

I like doritos.

[Ait'al]

Penis debockle. Someone make it end!

(sorry if were not actually supposed to post something randomly.)

[lightfire]

shall i take the red pill for my ass bleeding or the Blue pill for my nose coughing eyesores or shall i just kill my self with the lightsocket here... hmm

[BUGGER]

Hmm, if i cut down on tv, i can save 10% on my energy bill.



nah.

[MidnightDave]

If I stare long enough at my computer screen, will I become a part of my comptuer, will my consioucness actually go into the computer, if so, would I still be able to get porn?

[Rayder]

... Forty score and 1 4/345 years ago, I bought a 1942 Model Q Juniper Pencilation System. If in 10 years, I were to grab a monkey off of the Empire State building and chuck it off the edge, would it make a noise as it hit the ground, liquifying and spewing blood and liquified hair and monkey skin all over the walking pedestrians and cars? Or would it just go splat.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

If it wern't for my horse I'd never had made it through that first year of college

LOL. I know where you got that Have a pancake.

[Sputty]

kittens are fuzzy

Another one, I'm being tempted by WWII miniatures...must resist....MUST!!!

[Strygun]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

[GreyFox]

What are those blue things under my bed?

SMURFS!!!

[Jabberwocky]

Why do pandas have black and white fur? Is that some kind of camoflauge or something? Nothing else is black and white in their environment. Maybe they should all go and live in Oreo factories.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Jabberwocky

Why do pandas have black and white fur? Is that some kind of camoflauge or something? Nothing else is black and white in their environment. Maybe they should all go and live in Oreo factories.

I think it's warning colours. Also, they do live i some snowy and rocky areas

[MidnightDave]

I R L33T! I PWN U!


(no I dont know where my meds are)