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2004-02-20, 10:50 PM
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You can dance if you want to
You can leave your friends behind 'Cause if you got friends and they don't dance Then they're no friends of mine
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-02-21, 10:01 AM
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asdf in morse code is .-...-.. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0s and take the -'s and convert them to 1s, you get the binary code of 0100010000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 happens just 2 years after the Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by emperor Alexius I Komnenos. Only four years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the latin kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the crusade on jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year of 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get "Aleph Vov Daled Samech". This phonetically sounds like "a lef volva leds da mech". This then can be converted to "A left volvo does lead the mechanics." This obviously means that a left volvo is a car made where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day rule the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found this information before we could disclose this to you - for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to own this ancient hebrew prophecy, and lead the automobile industry all to themselves! We shall stop them yet! ARMAGGEDON HAS BEGUN!!!!!
- http://www.asdf.com
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Doop Last edited by Doop; 2004-02-21 at 10:13 AM. |
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2004-02-21, 10:10 AM
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Contributor teh Sexb0t
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"It's all shpooppy"
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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