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Old 2004-03-21, 10:37 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[Parody]GI JOEEEEEE


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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-03-21, 10:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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O F N but its got two new ones.
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Old 2004-03-21, 10:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING O-F-N CAPTAIN WE HAVE OVERLOAD, ROGER ON OVERLOAD, PROCEED TO HYPERSPEED, ROGER
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Old 2004-03-21, 11:01 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Oh Ef Ennnnn!!!
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Old 2004-03-21, 11:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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In the words of hamma "Thats mad old"
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Old 2004-03-21, 11:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Too bad it doesn't have the real life version.
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Old 2004-03-21, 04:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING O-F-N CAPTAIN WE HAVE OVERLOAD, ROGER ON OVERLOAD, PROCEED TO HYPERSPEED, ROGER
k squeek, I can agree with you on an o-f-n this time. this has been around for a while. funny as hell though. better source is here:

http://www.fenslerfilm.com/?sec=video
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Old 2004-03-21, 09:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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My favorite is "Pork Chop Sandwiches!" I like the burping contest and Body Massage Vendor also. (I saw the real version of the Body Massage one.)
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-03-21, 10:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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