I just had the most bad-ass dream ever.

[AztecWarrior]

I was in my house, along with the rest of the family. I go to my little brother's room for some reason. THERE IS A LION IN THE HALLWAY. SOME EVIL SPIRIT SUMMONED THEM! I enter the room quickly and slam the door. He is awake. The lion claws the door, nearly shattering it. I open and sprint by. Being the gun nut I am, I beeline for the safe. My other brother is trying to get one of the guns working. I grab a Glock 9mm and head outside, because there is a lion outside.

I think my mom was there, fist fighting it. I circle-strafe it while shooting in a duel straight out of the Crocodile Hunter. I killed it. Another one appeared. Repeat. He would try to claw me, but I'd backpedal and feed him two to the face.

In all I killed ten evil-spirit lions, then I ran out of ammo, but it didn't matter because the evil spirit was weak. It could only change our cat into a slightly larger version. It tried to attack me, BUT I PINNED THE FUCKER TO THE GROUND AND SNAPPED ITS NECK.

Then I went inside, triumphant. My dad was on the computer in the room with the safe, calmly browsing while this had happened. We heard a bigass jet coming down.

"That's the sound of a kamikaze. It's coming for us."

I rush outside of the house again, ready to beat the crap out of whatever's coming. There is the sound of an explosion, medium loudness. Then some evil wizard who I can't see tells me that he just nuked the entire area.

No flash, no shock wave, NOTHING. This was supposed to be directly above us, too.

I run back in the house, fearing radiation.

Then I woke up.

[xmodum]

WTF are you smokin?

[Mr1337Duck]

Holy Shit! That's what I call:
REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

[Black]

*note for aztec* Stop smoking the reefer before going to bed mkay?

[Sputty]

Your mom is cool. Fist fighting a lion...

[UncleDynamite]

Evil spirit lions with huge ass claws and teeth, and you down them with a 9mm pistol? If only that was possible in real life...

[SecondRaven]

Ya thats not somewhat scary

[Onizuka]

dude Awesome! I've never had a dream that takes place in my house...just like some house thats kind of the same.

I remember a dream from like 4, when I had to run around and collect all my mom's internal organs before a timer ran out and she died..and the lady at the counter wouldnt help. I never forgot that dream, because the last piece left was the lungs...and my mom smokes.

[Retroactive]

[Neon Apocalypse]

[Kaikou]

Are you the guy that was talking about you and your friends like to aim guns at each other and gave that really weird description on how you popped a bullet out of a clip and caught it in mid air etc etc? If so you really need to cool down on the gun stuff because you sound a bit *too* obsessed with them...

If not then that's a pretty weird dream...

I'd talk about one of mine but it'd probably scare people from the sheer randomness it contains...

[Zodiac]

I never remember my dreams.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Zodiac

I never remember my dreams.

That's because I wipe them from your memory..
Err..I mean...
..What's that over there?
/me puts a large metallic ringover Zod's head and makes a large buzzing noise.

[TheRegurgitator]

I always have weird dreams like the one where I was riding my bicycle on the train trakcs toward a train. A lot of my dreams have killer housecats trying to kill me. I like to rip their lower jaw off. Then I had one about the neighbors evil looking dog who chased me to someone elses house and i locked the door. It stood up and smashed its hand through the window and opened the door and chased me into the back yard.

[ZionsFire]

Damn, you people actually have dreams that make sense.