What would hurt more?

[SDM]

Well fuck the 12 of you that voted for the glass tube. I had to buy him a Coke


Whats up with the Squeeky bashing? No for Squeekles? PM me Squeeky, we'll cyber.

[I Hate Pants]

My friend said he found a video on the net of a guy sticking a dildo in his penis . Pretty sick, I know. Hopefully I won't run into it.

Getting Teabagged would hurt more than those 2 probably.

[worldvengence]

i would say the Glass Tube, cause if u wrap piano wire around ur sac...one kick and its gone..massive blood loss...shock kicks in...u pass out...maybe die...or at least the shock stops the pain...the glass tube...not much bloodloss comparitively...and..well....not as likely for shock...and the procedure for taking out the glass would probably be painful as hell too...but either way, ud probably get on the news

[Mr1337Duck]

Ugh. I don't get this. How big is the glass tube?

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by worldvengence

i would say the Glass Tube, cause if u wrap piano wire around ur sac...one kick and its gone..massive blood loss...shock kicks in...u pass out...maybe die...or at least the shock stops the pain...the glass tube...not much bloodloss comparitively...and..well....not as likely for shock...and the procedure for taking out the glass would probably be painful as hell too...but either way, ud probably get on the news

You know there is a MASSIVE vein on your dong, there would be massive bloodloss and probably death if either thing happened.

[Corrosion]

ow.

[worldvengence]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

You know there is a MASSIVE vein on your dong, there would be massive bloodloss and probably death if either thing happened.

I am aware of that...i still say the glass would be worse...altho probably less blood...and there is that minute possibility that u wont be sterile after it....minute as in .002%...but better than the other way which is 0.0000000000000000000%

[SkunkPunk]

im trying to fucking eat, thats it im going to pass out now later

[Octavian]

Originally Posted by SDM

Well fuck the 12 of you that voted for the glass tube. I had to buy him a Coke

13 now, but I voted for the second option.

My friend said he found a video on the net of a guy sticking a dildo in his penis . Pretty sick, I know. Hopefully I won't run into it.

Would you mind asking your friend HOW he found that video?

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by worldvengence

I am aware of that...i still say the glass would be worse...altho probably less blood...and there is that minute possibility that u wont be sterile after it....minute as in .002%...but better than the other way which is 0.0000000000000000000%

If your ballsack is ripped off, I don't care what happens, you're sterile.

[Jaged]

Either you or your friend need some intensive therapy.

But I would have to go with number two. Go to a grocery store and buy a paper sack. Tie it to a horse, and you are off the hook.


Or, if it must be your ball sack, just shoot the horse up on enough tranquilizers to put it into a deep sleep, then tie your stupid ass up.

Or, just find a dead horse..... duh.

[eXoSloth]

[scarpas]

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

My friend said he found a video on the net of a guy sticking a dildo in his penis . Pretty sick, I know. Hopefully I won't run into it.

Getting Teabagged would hurt more than those 2 probably.

oh my god

[dscytherulez]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

If your ballsack is ripped off, I don't care what happens, you're sterile.

i'm still going with the glass tube though, that would hurt like a bitch.

[BigFreak]

My friend said he found a video on the net of a guy sticking a dildo in his penis . Pretty sick, I know. Hopefully I won't run into it.

Yea, that video was in the b3ta news letter once. :\