I have a riddle too~!

[Tobias]

Whats a Door when its not a door?

[Unregistered]

Ajar.

Been Reading popcicle sticks again?

j/k

What has a mouth, but never eats, and a bed but never sleeps?

[Hamma]

me

[Unregistered]

I didn't ask "Who has a gold record, but doesn't have a dime."

[Shiver]

a river

[Tobias]

Fine a better riddle: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

[Shiver]

A google search of "Why did the dead baby cross the road" shows up with the crude answer: Because it was stapled to the chicken

[Hamma]

[Tobias]

Indeed it was stappled to the chicken......


here is another:

The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die, what is it?

[Rayzer]

nothing

[Unregistered]

Shit?

Except the rich people have a lot of shit, and poor people don't.

[Rayzer]

[Hamma]

[Tobias]

Wow lotsa people on right now, here comes another one, extra spicy

(oh answer was nothing, kudo's Rayzer)

heres a few new ones:

1)What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?


2)Where do you get virgin wool from?


3)What has four legs and an arm?

[Unregistered]

1) a Bingo Machine.

2) Sheep

I have to think on the last one.