Death Clock - Page 2

Octavian · 2004-03-30, 03:39 AM

Saturday, December 6 2064

1,915,042,969

martyr · 2004-03-30, 04:38 AM

best part of that site has always been the hate mail - i do hope they still feature it. worth a read.

ZeusCali · 2004-03-30, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by TheN00b

Saturday, October 11, 2064

Me is teh dead. Somehow, I think this is bullshit. I'm 13, have a BMI below 25, don't smoke, and I'm living ten less years than Rbstr. Hmm...

EDIT: Wait a sec, Rbstr, were you using the optimistic option?

BMI Weight Status
Below 18.5 Underweight
18.5 - 24.9 Normal
25.0 - 29.9 Overweight
30.0 and Above Obese

as i am 10,8,86-male,normal,<25, non-smoker
if Optomistic guy.......Sept 10, 2073....................2,191,519,000
now if i was a chick... december 20 2065-around 1,947,784,900 seconds
normal me................july 19 2060-..................1,776,712,800
if pessimistic guy.......may 16,2038...................1,076,872,700
if Sadistic guy...........july 20,2023.......................609,103,000(and the second pass REALLLY QUICKLY)

if guy smoking... exact same as not smoking...
if i had 25 BMO(chubby).. no affect same as <25

so ya guys i'm going to be a bit more optomistic now. Then I can have another kid grow from birth to 13 years old before i'm gone.

Onizuka-GTO · 2004-03-30, 07:59 AM

I can't stop reading those e-mails!
They are sooooooooooooo funny!

The best part is when the author of the site replies, and its always so true and funny.

"...AOL disk should come pre-installed with a IQ test..."

Ivan · 2004-03-30, 03:37 PM

Thursday, November 29, 2057

OneManArmy · 2004-03-30, 05:14 PM

Thursday, November 19, 2076. i dont know if i want to live that long, with the way things are going.

Paingiver · 2004-03-30, 07:02 PM

Friday, September 19, 2064 : I have a BMI of 15, im underweight. I don't smoke, im 13, it seems to be off.

EineBeBoP · 2004-03-30, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Derfud

Keekles, squeey is gonna die on my birthday. Wait a minute...

Happy birthday Buddy

Retroactive · 2004-03-30, 07:47 PM

Wednesday, November 20, 2075

Seconds left to live...

2,260,671,278

SDM · 2004-03-30, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Hate Mail

May your crops rot and your teeth drop!

Oh Gnoes! Not my Crops!

Indecisive · 2004-03-30, 09:46 PM

Its random.

Corrosion · 2004-03-30, 09:48 PM

Tuesday, November 23, 2077

ON MY BIRTHDAY!

Infernus · 2004-03-30, 10:25 PM

Sunday, May 14, 2062...

BUGGER · 2004-03-30, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by Octavian

Saturday, December 6 2064

1,915,042,969

Jebus do we have to cut these things so close? I mean brithdays and all. But hell you die like a day before my 1 yr death aniversary.

but i die on the like 123 yr aniversary of pearl harbor, thats pretty sick.

Oh and my BMI was 27, alittle overweight.