Random Amusing Quote

[Cyanide]

friend of mine: "Oh my God! That used to be a man"
Me: "Who cares. It's hot now."

[I Hate Pants]

I'm 2 people short of a threesome.

[EineBeBoP]

This thread rox.

Friend: Kirill (COrrosion) showed me that britney-spears-man thing.
me: Oh, yeah?
Friend: yeah, she--err hes nasty.
Me: hrm.. (5 sec later) I dunno, hes pretty hot.

frnd: o

[Ivan]

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

[OfaLoaf]

Ow! Stop it, that tickles!

[Jennyboo]

Originally Posted by Spee

While browsing the itnernet, I suddenly get a popup.



DAMN IT SMELLS LIKE HOT ASS AND CHEETOS IN HERE WHAT IS WIT DAT?!


And I felt compelled to share.

Mkay

[Onizuka]

Friends and I walk outside in the morning after a lan

Me, "omg oww the sun so bright... melting"

Friend, "Must...turn down...brightness...cant find options..."

[xmodum]

* Now talking in #ps-universe
<[321]> Happy b-day
<xmodum|Birthday> Thanks buddy
<Dharkbayne> I HOPE YOU GET GONHORREA FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Jaged

Sometimes I sniff my sisters panties.

Incest = lose

[Neon Apocalypse]

"well you know its harry potter things just happen that way"
-my science teacher