I am convinced my school is retarded

[Lartnev]

Textbooks are the culprits for calling the computer as a whole the CPU. So just go with the idea that CPU can mean both the processor and the computer as a whole (although we all know the truth! ).

You always get people who pretend they know more than they do, just computers aren't understood by so many that most of the time they get away with it. Until of course, they run into someone who does and pwns them

[Jennyboo]

You owned those 2

[Strygun]

sounds like my computer teachers

[HunterKiller]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Okay, I'm in the computer lab at school today, and these 2 other jackasses, who for protective purposes, shall be named Octavian, and Lee, who know NOTHING about computers, are saying that they are hackers, and whatnot, and we're standing next to an old ass PC (6-8 years old) with no case.

Octavian: Where's the motherboard?

Me: Uh.... it's that big thing in the back

Octavian: I knew that, I was just seeing if you did

Me: Mmhmm

Octavian: That graphics card doesn't look very advanced

Me: Show me which one's the graphics card

**Octavian points to the sound card**

Me: Wrong.

**Octavian points to the hard drive

Me: Wrong again. **points to the gfx card**

Octavian: Oh, I'm not used to computers of this syntax protocol

Me: Ahh, are you experienced with jiggawat based computers?

Lee: It's not "jiggawat" stupid. IT'S GIGGAWAT.

**Trying to hold in the laughs**

Me: jiggawats are smaller giggawats

Lee: Oh yeah, I forgot

Me: How many jiggawats are in a giggawat?

Lee: Uhh... hmm... uhh... **mumbling to self for about 30 seconds**

Me: Yes?

Lee: A hundred?

Me: No, that's a jiggabyte

Lee: No, that's called a giggawat

Me: Nu-uh!

Lee: YEAH HUH, I KNOW ALOT MORE ABOUT COMPUTERS THAN YOU, I MADE A VIDEO GAME!

Me: You ... made a video game?

Lee: YEAH, I MADE MY OWN VIDEO GAME IN TONY HAWK UNDERGROUND! AND I HACKED A GAME TOO!

Me: Oh really? You did? Which one?

Lee: STARCRAFT! I HACKED IT SO I COULD SEE THE MAP!

Me:
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At this point, I couldn't help it, and I had to walk away.

[Onizuka-GTO]

[Heavygain]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[321]

[martyr]

on my own boards, i have a special thread where i like to post things like this. the kinds of things that make me want to hurt people.

[Hamma]

Wait, dhark goes to school?

[Hezzy]

He goes to pirate academy. Like police academy, only with more seamen.

[xmodum]

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

He goes to pirate academy. Like police academy, only with more semen

Fixed

[Neon Apocalypse]

most people at my school dont know shit about computers, they don't know shit about hardware, and I really dont know much about hardware at all, im probably nothing compared to some of you guys but I know a bit

most people at my school are like "wow you have no life" if you talk alot about computers, i have a life i just waste part of it playing computer games and talking about them

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by martyr

on my own boards, i have a special thread where i like to post things like this. the kinds of things that make me want to hurt people.

What a happy octopus

[snowwolfe]

Lol.

Computer teacher asks who knows what RAM is. Some dumbass says "RAM? Why would we be learning about trucks in here?"

Yes that really happened at my school, I wasnt a part of the class just using the lab.

[Dharkbayne]

Today was a good day, I managed to show almost everyone in the lab goatse, diddlers, and tubgirl.