Martyr's Hair

[ControlledBurn]

Contrary to popular belief, Martyr does have friends in what some like to call reality, or as I call it, "Not the intarweb"

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Khronos

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching

OMFG


KHRONOWNED!

I'M FUCKING HAWT!!!

[Triggar]

PSU has a strange way of making our guests feel welcome

[Jennyboo]

mani np at first i thought it was marytr too but then i was told it was a house guest

[Triggar]

My brother has a mullet wig that he sometimes wears out in public.

I should have him send it down to Florida, so you weirdos can catch Martyr with a mullet

[Onizuka]

BEST. PIC. EVAR.

[martyr]

in order to prevent future confusion, i've put together a list of properties of ... well, me, that you can use when identifying martyr vs an impostor or intruder.

• shirts. always two. all shirts are greyscale: no color, no logos
• pants. only royal robbins 511 fbi tactical pants, greyscale: no color, no shorts
• boots. black combat/work by caterpillar
• watch. big. black & silver, by yes. left wrist.
• glasses. dark thin frames - no contacts
• hair. short and dark. sometimes red in sunlight [edit] none of that crazy einstein stuff that starks does
• sidearm. walther p99, titanium slide, carried strong side (right) in fobus holster

that should do it for now. in case of further confusion, feel free to consult either triggar or myself as to identifying martyr.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Khronos

houseguests do sick things when they think no one is watching

No one can resist SDM

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by martyr

in order to prevent future confusion, i've put together a list of properties of ... well, me, that you can use when identifying martyr vs an impostor or intruder.

• shirts. always two. all shirts are greyscale: no color, no logos
• pants. only royal robbins 511 fbi tactical pants, greyscale: no color, no shorts
• boots. black combat/work by caterpillar
• watch. big. black & silver, by yes. left wrist.
• glasses. dark thin frames - no contacts
• hair. short and dark. sometimes red in sunlight [edit] none of that crazy einstein stuff that starks does
  
• sidearm. walther p99, titanium slide, carried strong side (right) in fobus holster

that should do it for now. in case of further confusion, feel free to consult either triggar or myself as to identifying martyr.

Hawt

[martyr]

sdm, i hate to say it, but from that angle, you look like david duchovney (sp)

[Triggar]

I think he looks like Professor Fontaine.

[Sputty]

I don't care what you think he looks like
He's pure hawtness

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I think he looks like Professor Fontaine.

[Triggar]

It's hard to catch Fontaine in action, but I'll try.

EDIT: KICK ASS!! He's on the intarweb:

http://www.erau.edu/faculty/GregoryFontaine.html

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Triggar

It's hard to catch Fontaine in action, but I'll try.

EDIT: KICK ASS!! He's on the intarweb:

http://www.erau.edu/faculty/GregoryFontaine.html

Yer high on glue.