You know you played to much PS when

[FatalLight]

I once late at night was watching tv and the screen went black for a second and I was delirious so for a second I was freakin out thinkin that the gen was down...

[Paragon]

... when someone insults you and you reach for your chaingun.
... when you hear something and reach for your DL key.
... when playing BFV, and try to fly like a reaver with the copters

[Dharkbayne]

Many times in BF:V I've tried to go "up" in the heli, and hit E, then promptly fell to my death, because I thought the kinetic dampers would activate, :/

[JFPhoenix]

Remember you can make up stuff that never happen to you before if you want, but If it is a real life experience all the better.

[DeepStrikeck]

Originally Posted by Rayder

Seeing as a knife can't kill a MAX at all....

not if you have Melee booster. takes 4 hits (or something like that)

[TheN00b]

Originally Posted by DeepStrikeck

not if you have Melee booster. takes 4 hits (or something like that)

We don't like crackheads on our forums

[FatalLight]

Originally Posted by TheN00b

We don't like crackheads on our forums

[Red October]

True Story:

I was driving down the road and saw a cop hiding out looking for speeders....

....my fisrt immediate thought....

"Cloaked Enemy Detected"


Another True Story:

I was working on an insurance filing for North Carolina, when I was updating the log I typed North Carolina's initials, which is ..."NC".... For some strange reason I muttered "those bastards".

[Jaged]

I once saw a workman doing something to a power line pole with an orange box that looked like a rek. My first reaction was to jump out of the car and kill hom to keep him from hacking the base.

I have thought I have seen cloakers in real life oh so many times. I can never find the darlkight button...

Back when I played more BF1942, I was driving by a flagpole in rl with no flag on it. My first reaction was that that was an un taken spawn point and I should get out of the vehicle and cap it.

[FatalLight]

Originally Posted by Red October

I was working on an insurance filing for North Carolina, when I was updating the log I typed North Carolina's initials, which is ..."NC".... For some strange reason I muttered "those bastards".

Originally Posted by Jaged

I once saw a workman doing something to a power line pole with an orange box that looked like a rek. My first reaction was to jump out of the car and kill hom to keep him from hacking the base.

ps is dangerous

your first instinct is to avoid road reflectors without a green circle around them , happened to me on the way home from work last night, on had come loose and made it's way to the middle of my lane, I actually thought about swerving to miss it.

[ZionsFire]

I tried to hack my brother's computer with my remote once.......

[Mag-Mower]

When your on MSN and type VVH
when you see some one and raise your hand and say Hail

[DeepStrikeck]

Originally Posted by TheN00b

We don't like crackheads on our forums

wtf?

[BUGGER]

Originally Posted by Rayder

Seeing as a knife can't kill a MAX at all....

Not true and its been done by a friend back in the day (course thats back back after release)

It isn't likly and NEVER happens, but me and a friend were cloaking around a base not knowing what lattice link was and how it worked so we tried to hack the base. Then we went to the main hall to find a enemy MAX just sitting around. My friend took 3 swipes with his knife and killed him.

2 minutes later after parting over his corpse and my friend ran off, he /t me and said damn you, i had NO armor left and went to the bathroom, you bastard

after that he started cussing alot and i decided to log.

as for the point of this thread:

you know you played too much when you wear a trashcan and tie 2 sticks to the end of both arms.

you know you played too much when you get 3 implants.

type /s when you talk in a chatroom

when your lost and kill yourself because you can respawn back in the hospital

when your dead and your spirit says GOD DAMN GET ADV MED RETARD!!!