[guide] Having trouble with the women?

[Jaged]

http://www.g4techtv.com/feature.aspx?article_key=21

[Mr1337Duck]

[TekDragon]

I already made the only guide you need to handle your woman. As I recall, it helped a number of ppl on this forum (or who were on the forum at the time).

[Mr1337Duck]

Link plz.

[Jennyboo]

[TekDragon]

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

[Infernus]

Teenage relationships are over-rated...

[Triggar]

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Having trouble with the women? Follow these steps:

1) Shower
2) Shave
3) Put on something that doesn't have holes or stains
4) Be funny
5) Have money
6) Listen to what she's saying and ask questions, even if you don't give a shit
7) Always bring her chocolate
8) Make her your priority
9) Don't be needy or annoying
10) Incorporate her into your life

And keep in mind that we women reserve the right to change our mind about everything and anything at any given time and you are expected to know what we're thinking at all times, lest you be labeled an "asshole".

Or, sign your woman up for my future "Girlfriend Obedience School" where I'll be teaching women how to enjoy weapons, computer games, and to stop bitching and get on with life already.

Triggar... you are my godess... I just don't have a girl firend right now...

[Khronos]

1. Never press pause

No matter how thrilling the thought of a little post-hookup gaming may be, never, under any circumstances, abandon a girl to go level up in Final Fantasy.

Remember, if it looks like you're going to lose a game, you can always restart from the last place you've saved. But once you've lost a girl, there's a pretty good chance you'll never win her back.

i diedl ike 3 times in a row in CoH cause i was trying to talk to my girlfriend on AIM at the same time. this shows how much i care for her.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

I made it with angelfire. Since then i've reformatted my HD, lost the link, and my PW to angelfire.

It was a free page, so i'm sure it's still up.

I bet Squeeky would have a link, as well as a few other people.

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

This one helped me score huge points. It was a very detailed guide on how to umm, well lets say, make a girl go fucking insane. When your done, she rolls over, her face is flushed, hair is sticking to her sweaty forehead, she's breathing heavy, and she just sits there for 5 minutes. Then she gets up, and oh boy, watchout

LINKS!!!!!!!! LINKS!!!!!!!!!!! pls

[Triggar]

Ewwwwwwwww

You don't need a guide or a technique. All you need is a little anatomy lesson.

Learn what the clitoris is and where it is. You'll be fine.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Ewwwwwwwww

She secretly wants the tips so she can give them to martyr...

[Peacemaker]

Yea. Lets see this article.