$180.50 in change. - Page 3

SDM · 2004-07-19, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Triggar

When I worked at Citibank and someone came in with a bucket of loose coins, I'd tell them to go home, roll it, then come back and I'd cash it.

Sometimes the bastards would stick chuck-e-cheese tokens and other non-currency, so that my drawer would be like, $3 short. BASTARDS.

Thats why I just do it myself, saves everybody the hassle. That and my kittays like to help when I dump it all on the floor

oddfish · 2004-07-19, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by SDM

Thats why I just do it myself, saves everybody the hassle. That and my kittays like to help when I dump it all on the floor

i used to have a big empty water jug for a water cooler. i began filling it with change. when i spilled that shit out, counted it, rolled it: 400 some odd dollars. beautiful. buys a lot of balloons.

and Trig, anyone comes to the bank with a shitload of unrolled coins, i think it says somewhere in the constitution that you can take the little bank pen that's chained to the desk and stab them in the throat. i'm sure it's somewhere, i'll post pics.

Infernus · 2004-07-19, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

i used to have a big empty water jug for a water cooler. i began filling it with change. when i spilled that shit out, counted it, rolled it: 400 some odd dollars. beautiful. buys a lot of balloons.

and Trig, anyone comes to the bank with a shitload of unrolled coins, i think it says somewhere in the constitution that you can take the little bank pen that's chained to the desk and stab them in the throat. i'm sure it's somewhere, i'll post pics.

HAHAHAHAHA

Triggar: Please step closer to the desk please
*Customer steps closer*
Triggar: STAB! DIE DIE DIE!
*Customer backs away as Triggar continues to stab at the air*
Triggar: Ok sorry I'm done... Please step forward to complete your transaction
*Customer steps into stabbing range*
Triggar: STAB!

Sputty · 2004-07-19, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by SDM

Thats why I just do it myself, saves everybody the hassle. That and my kittays like to help when I dump it all on the floor

kitties rock

Infernus · 2004-07-19, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Sputty

kitties rock

My sister's kitteh (which we have affectionatly named furball... er well I've named it that because I don't know its real name) doesn't rock.. it tried to gnaw my arm off, and it has talons for claws... and it tried to bite my ass when I almost sat on it (damn thing gets the best seat in the living room- MY SEAT)

Triggar · 2004-07-19, 12:18 PM

My brother was telling me how he was trying to wear my cat George out by gently poking him and generally pissing him off. He was doing this so George wouldn't nag my brother to take him outside. Well, my brother said that his efforts to wear Georgie down were successful, and my brother then went to bed. He said about five minutes later, George tackled my brother's leg and latched on with his claws.

To which I replied, "owned".

oddfish · 2004-07-19, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

My brother was telling me how he was trying to wear my cat George out by gently poking him and generally pissing him off. He was doing this so George wouldn't nag my brother to take him outside. Well, my brother said that his efforts to wear Georgie down were successful, and my brother then went to bed. He said about five minutes later, George tackled my brother's leg and latched on with his claws.

To which I replied, "owned".

cats are fucking 1337.

Caligula latches on to people's pant cuffs and socks with his teeth and then lets himself go limp so you have to drag him around. he's a sick fuck. love that cat.

Triggar · 2004-07-19, 12:25 PM

Holy crap, Caligula rules.

Did you get him a spiked collar? No? Get him one, stat. With a bell on it.

Infernus · 2004-07-19, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Holy crap, Caligula rules.

Did you get him a spiked collar? No? Get him one, stat. With a bell on it.

Hehehehe... Furball attacks me when he sees me he's so cutebecause he'll jump off the loveseat and latch onto my shirt and just hang there...

Sputty · 2004-07-19, 12:28 PM

pics plz

oddfish · 2004-07-19, 12:32 PM

caligula has a bright red collar with his name embroidered on it in dark red. he's a white cat. it looks EVIL.

my Nanna in Orlando made the collar. she's so awesome. although, she wasn't sure about the name. haha.. we had many a good laugh over that one while she was embroidering. plus, she's australian, so everything she says is in that great accent. it's great.

Triggar · 2004-07-19, 02:20 PM

I love your grandma, have her make a collar for Beatrice.

And seriously, calling your animal "Caligula" is one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

MVTek · 2004-07-19, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

And seriously, calling your animal "Caligula" is one of the coolest things I've ever heard.

I much prefer the name Schr�dinger for a cat.