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Old 2004-07-23, 10:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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/cue soap opera music NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Today, I report to you from my dad's business computer, because my friends, tragedy has struck.
Here's a disaster report of what happened earlier today:

1700: Log on to my computer, fire up Internet Explorer, its down (typical stuff, my network goes down alot). So I open up Battlefield Vietnam. Go to Single Player, open up Operation Irving.
1750: Grab a Huey Gunship, fire up Ride of the Valkiries, and we're off. Approach an enemy position, then some stuttery framerate, no matter, it happens occasionally, so I dive in and waste some bots.
1800: Capped the Artillery position and owned a few more bots with an RPG. Fire some rounds from the cannon, try to find a sweet target.
1810: Head down to the bridge to get some knife kills. As I come within 100 yards of the bridge, the FPS slows to a crawl, no more then 15 FPS.
1811: Pull out a LAW, try to fire, and notice the framerate has slowed to LESS THEN 1 FRAME PER SECOND. (Now just so you know, I can usually run BFVietnam on the top settings, with 64 players and all, while mantaining a FPS of at least 50 or 60).
1813. Then, the game completely freezes. I try every option I can think of, anything to solve the problem without forcefully shutting down. alt tab, ctrl alt delete, nothings working. The computer is behaving like time itself has stopped.
1815: finally, I resort to the unthinkable. I open the computer case, take a deep breath, and push and hold the power button, and she shuts down. I take a moment to catch my breath, then I go lay down on my bed and read PC Gamer for a bit.
1820: I get bored. I decide to turn on my computer, see what went wrong, and fire up some more BF Vietnam.
1821: Computer turns on, I put in the password, Alienware and Pentium logo come up, then the windows loading screen.
1822: Disaster. An error screen appears. saying windows FAILED to start. I take a moment to cry and wimper like a puppy who was just thrown on the freeway. I shut off the computer again. enter password, windows loading screen, same error. This happened at least 5 or 6 times. The options were Start Windows, Start Windows in Safe mode, and thats it. I tried both, and they both did nothing.

I feel like Ive lost a part of myself. Someone, someone please....please just help me...

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Old 2004-07-23, 10:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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1821: Computer turns on, I put in the password, Alienware and Pentium logo come up, then the windows loading screen.


Found the problem.
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Old 2004-07-23, 10:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by SDM
1821: Computer turns on, I put in the password, Alienware and Pentium logo come up, then the windows loading screen.


Found the problem.
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!!? IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU!?!?!!!

for god sakes someone help!!!1
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Jet, it's incredibly funny to everyone. I'm sure even your dad is laughing his ass off right now.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Hehe, I use the power button all the time with no problems =p

Unless you've REALLY fucked up your drive, just slave it to another drive and pull off all the info. Format, and install windows.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by eXoSloth
Format, and install windows.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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heres how the conversation went with my dad after it happened...

"Dad dad!! the most terrible thing just happend!!!"
"What? did alley get stuck in a tree again?"
"No worse!!"
"You lost your band of brothers DVD set again?"
"NOOO!!! My computer broke! Windows doesnt even start!"
"O, alright. I'll call those computer guys again tomorrow." *falls asleep*

you guys wont know what its like until you experience it for yourself.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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SDM is right. Alienwares may be fast, but they are as reliable as a Hollywood marriage.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Uh, I have no idea what to recommend. Never experienced such a problem.

Send it back to Alienware. Don't they take care of these things (as I'm sure they have to do quite a bit)?
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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find you windows CD get in the bio set the CDrom to boot first. Restart and put teh CD in as soon as you can get the tray open, and get it in, then hit a button to make it boot from teh disk, then do a repair instalation.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by UncleDynamite
Uh, I have no idea what to recommend. Never experienced such a problem.

Send it back to Alienware. Don't they take care of these things (as I'm sure they have to do quite a bit)?
They come in your house and fix it.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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There is only one option left!

Boil em, mash em, and put it in a stew!!!

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Old 2004-07-23, 11:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Bighoss
There is only one option left!

Boil em, mash em, and put it in a stew!!!

http://boilemmashmem.ytmnd.com
ROFL! You fucker I woke my dad uplaughnig at that.
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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When my computer does this...I'll build a new one...
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Old 2004-07-23, 11:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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That happened to me a few months ago, only it was on a Compaq laptop and frankly I was asking for it with circumstances like those.

My message said, "Operating System Not Found". My hard drive shit the bed

Originally Posted by exoSloth
Unless you've REALLY fucked up your drive, just slave it to another drive and pull off all the info.
We tried that in my situation. Wouldn't work. I lost everything.

Jet, buddy, I feel for you. It's a reallyyyy crappy situation. Thankfully Martyr had a sweet rig to spare (bless his heart), so I've been using this one since.

Good luck, we're here for you!
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