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Old 2004-08-05, 01:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #31
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Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #32
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition?
So?
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:51 AM   [Ignore Me] #33
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Ctrl-V, you douche. It was in there.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-08-05, 09:00 AM   [Ignore Me] #34
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note: i added [img] tags after realizing that was my ctrl + v
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Old 2004-08-05, 09:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #35
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Old 2004-08-05, 09:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #36
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Doom 3 goatse tribute?

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Old 2004-08-05, 10:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #37
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Originally Posted by -Hezzy-
Doom 3 goatse tribute?




Go back human, the gates are not for you.


...yeah you need the auerbesh for full effect...
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Old 2004-08-05, 11:27 AM   [Ignore Me] #38
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Originally Posted by -Hezzy-
Doom 3 goatse tribute?

[img]http://img1.uploadimages.net/062509goatsetribute.JPG[img]
No ring on the finger, couldn't be it.
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Old 2004-08-05, 10:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #39
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Old 2004-08-05, 10:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #40
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"



...Hezzy, that picture shot shivers down my spine.
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