The "Be Nice" Thread

[AztecWarrior]

You know, I'm not just a block of morality, here. Does anyone like me not for my morality?

[Infernus]

I think your a cool kid... i said that in my post...

[Darksim]

FirecrackerNC: He isn't someones Bitch.
Squeeky: Funneh.
Peacemaker: That's a good gun.
Triggar:NIce person
Aztec: His weird/complain qualities astound me
Doop: Your doop
ObFrog: The adventures of DOOP
Frag: British
Jennyboo: Nice
MOderators: Because they have power
Admins: POWER!
Martyr: ooh Guns.
ID: Doom 3

[Triggar]

Onizuka/OnizukaSomethingOrOther: Now I know one of you is a Brit, and one of you is a girl... but you're both kick-ass. You're the ninja that randomly posts a dead-on opinion or satirical comment out of NOWHERE.

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Onizuka/OnizukaSomethingOrOther: Now I know one of you is a Brit, and one of you is a girl... but you're both kick-ass. You're the ninja that randomly posts a dead-on opinion or satirical comment out of NOWHERE.

Close, the other Onizuka that doesn't post anymore (?) is a female brit. I'm a man, don't let my female avatars fool you.

:ninja:

EDIT: I also think colour looks better than color.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

You know, I'm not just a block of morality, here. Does anyone like me not for my morality?

That's your claim to fame. Kinda like Neil Patrick Harris's claim to fame was Doogie Howser MD and now he's trying to be something we don't want him to be. Remember when MC Hammer tried to go "thug gangsta" and essentially disappeared off the face of the earth when people said "Screw that"? Remember when Paul Reubens (aka PeeWee Herman) got busted for jacking off in a porn theatre? Despite the fact that every dude IN there was doing the same thing, he got fried because A) he ran a kids show) and B) it's just not acceptable to think about someone like that jerking off.

That'd be like thinking about Captain Kangaroo jackhammering Mister Rogers in the ass with an axe handle while singing "Macho Macho Man". It's not their image and anything outside of that will just ruin it for us.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Firefly

That's your claim to fame. Kinda like Neil Patrick Harris's claim to fame was Doogie Howser MD and now he's trying to be something we don't want him to be. Remember when MC Hammer tried to go "thug gangsta" and essentially disappeared off the face of the earth when people said "Screw that"? Remember when Paul Reubens (aka PeeWee Herman) got busted for jacking off in a porn theatre? Despite the fact that every dude IN there was doing the same thing, he got fried because A) he ran a kids show) and B) it's just not acceptable to think about someone like that jerking off.

That'd be like thinking about Captain Kangaroo jackhammering Mister Rogers in the ass with an axe handle while singing "Macho Macho Man". It's not their image and anything outside of that will just ruin it for us.

Holy crap

[Firefly]

Actually I probably could have phrased that better, now I feel dirty.

It's like talking dirty to a nun.

[AztecWarrior]

Now he's comparing me to a nun.

Seriously, nobody cares about me, they just think "Future Pope."

;_;

[Firefly]

No I think of you as someone who needs to get laid, or change your choice of drawers from tighty-whities to something along the lines of boxers or simply commando. The Pope has zero bearing on my life as I am Jewish.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

Now he's comparing me to a nun.

Seriously, nobody cares about me, they just think "Future Pope."

;_;

No, you'd get caught as an archbishop in the "running" for pope rubbing your penis against some light bulbs.

[oddfish]

Originally Posted by Sputty

No, you'd get caught as an archbishop in the "running" for pope rubbing your penis against some light bulbs.

oh shit, that's hilarious.

[Doop]

I think this is the appropriate time for a song.

"Red Hooded Sweatshirt", by Adam Sandler

My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
and now the children say, "What a perfect fit."

I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.
And I don't care if the weather's no good,
I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood.
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?,
I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap.
I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?,
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?

I don't knoooooooww
ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together
like that time I played in that shirts
and skins basketball game and I had to take you off
and throw you in the corner of the gym.
I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me.
You were staring as if to say
"Adam, you suck at basketball, you dribble like a damn woman.
" I was so mad I challenged you to a game of one on one
and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9,
deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups on purpose.
You let me win and that why I'll forever feel this way.

I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

Come on audience members, help me out here.

I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ling dong
sweeeeatshirt.

I love you sooooooooooo."

[Baneblade]

I hate each and every one of you with equal abandon.

[MrPaul]

Doop - WTF!?