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2004-08-05, 09:50 PM
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 i hate using ebaums cause they slap theyre lil name tag on it and pretend its theirs its the black and white pic with the chick from the 50's onit
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2004-08-06, 12:44 AM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-06, 12:52 AM
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I really prefer the "I am the Mailman, can I interest you in a small child" picture. I was playing Doom 3, running around rush-shotgunning people and yelling "I AM THE MAILMAN." I was thinking of how funny that little "profound" poem Aztec has is, and I was still using my tried and true method of calling all the enemies "****" to see if some fear could break through my humor fortress.
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2004-08-06, 12:54 AM
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I still need Doom III.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-06, 01:12 AM
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Actually...it's insinuated that the child is dead.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-06, 01:29 AM
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I can just see some battle hardened marine, mowing down zombies, a hell knight jumps infront of him, he raises his shotgun, blasts him, and goes "******!"
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