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2004-08-17, 11:23 PM | [Ignore Me] #31 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-18, 11:10 AM | [Ignore Me] #34 | ||
So I'm sitting on my floor, reading some Hemingway and enjoying a tuna sandwich. I'm thinking to myself, "You know, I'm starting to appreciate this no-power thing. It sort of feels like a real summer now."
All of a sudden, I hear a hum. The hum of the fish tank air thing. I looked over at the TV, and sure enough, the green light was on. The DVD player's red light was looking at me saying, "You got it sista, POWER!!" Electricity hath been restored!!!! Air Conditioning for teh win!!!
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2004-08-18, 11:35 AM | [Ignore Me] #38 | |||
Welcome back martyr and Triggar |
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2004-08-18, 05:43 PM | [Ignore Me] #42 | ||
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we in memphis had the same situation last year in July. Most of the city was without power for two weeks or so. Add that to 93F temps. Then our power crews turned away out-of-town crews because the latter werent "in the union" so thusly it took two weeks instead of something shorter. I feel for ya. It sucks being without power in hot hot weather.
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2004-08-18, 06:20 PM | [Ignore Me] #43 | ||
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Well the union power companies are far more trained and have better safety regulations than the non union companies. My brother signed up for the Line Man union a few months ago. He passed the tests. Just is waiting for a call. They said that could take a while because once people get in the union they don't leave unless they die because they basically set you up for life. So there hasn't been any openings yet. hehe
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2004-08-18, 06:27 PM | [Ignore Me] #44 | |||
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