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2004-08-19, 07:47 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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The whole joke:
In the Doom series, a super-corporation called the Union Aerospace Corporation builds a center on Mars, freeing it from all moral restrictions and legislation. They have billions of dollars. They do everything from resource-making via breaking down H20 to advanced weapons reasearch. They invent teleporters. However, the people going through them get very fatigued and frightened after a while. This is because...when teleporting, they see Hell. Eventually, you (a Marine) get assigned there to provide security. All Hell (literally) breaks loose.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-19, 09:29 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-20, 09:33 AM
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Contributor teh Sexb0t
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It is also the basic plot of the movie Event Horizon.
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma |
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