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2004-09-24, 11:05 AM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Hello, for some reason I can't login to the official forums, tried setting the IE cookie settings to the lowest and clear out the old ones. Didn't work.
Anyway, to the question. Just curious, not LFO, are there any tank-specialized outfits on Werner? I know there're some Air Cav outfits. Also if anyone has any idea about the official forum problem... thanks. |
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2004-10-15, 10:30 AM | [Ignore Me] #4 | |||
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Can't wait to get back home, been in Brazil for 35 days now, 16 more day's to go before I head home to Norway |
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2004-11-28, 11:36 PM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
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MUA HA HA
YANKS INVADE WERNER! We will make the following compulsory in all EU states. Except Norway: -UN day to be replaced with Eagle Squadron Day -England gives up all remaining lands outside of the Isles in exchange for some US destroyers -Get Blair, Chirac, Putin, Schroeder, Berlusconi, and whoever leads Austria and Serbia to collectively apologize for making us have to interfere in WW1 -War reparations for damages incurred from the American Revolution -The SAS will dive into Boston Harbor and retrieve the tea we had to give up. As a measure of good faith, we will resume drinking tea and close down all Starbucks locations. -France will be divided into a US-controlled north and a nominally independent area in the south, the new capital is Vichy -France is prohibited from creating any large stationary defensive lines. They are bad at that. -The BeNeLux countries give us all their tulips, weed, and hookers -Beer is to be drinken ice-cold ONLY -Germany will be partitioned again into East and West, just for the hell of it. Neither side will be pushed by any government. -This is so we can loop Reagan's "MR GORBACHEV: TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" quote endlessly at an actual functioning wall. -Italy is to give up 75% of its territory to the Vatican (Operation Take Back the Donation of Pepin) -Germany is to have an army numbering no more than 100,000, is prohibited from having an air force, and no submarines. AND WERE GOING TO ENFORCE IT THIS TIME. -Denmark is to cease to exist- this will let us take back Greenland. -Austria and Hungary will be re-united. -We will force the Yugoslavians to all live together. Somehow. This may take effort, we may even have to resort to planting Wal-Marts and McDonalds everywhere and forcing them to unite against us. -Poland...we forgot Poland. -Greece is to immediately remove all musicians from cheese shops. -Across Europe, the Ministry of Silly Walks's instructions are mandatory. -You will all drive on the wrong side of the road. Just for kicks, and to boost the auto insurance market, you are to keep your right-hand-drive cars. -The Statue of Liberty will be returned. In exchange for this, the Eiffel Tower is to be torn down immediately. Or converted into a moon laser. -All nations with white in their flags will change that to green. We're the only ones allowed to have red, white, and blue in it. -The Geneva Convention document will be used to smoke BeNeLux weed. See above point for more information regarding said hash. -Greece will be given Turkey's holdings in Europe. -Everyone in Scandanavia will freeze. -Russia will be allowed to reincorporate and take back its former Republics. We need something to aim the nukes at.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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