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2004-10-25, 08:12 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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http://bible.gospelcom.net/bible?pas...+1&version=NIV
GOD CREATES LIGHT After moments of toil, it has been announced that God has reportedly created light! Light itself is the presence of a type of energy which is visible to our eyes, keeping everything from being dark and invisible. God was quoted as saying "It is good." Reportedly, He has divided the 12-hour period of light as "day", during which a constant nuclear fusion reaction will provide the world with light. However, due to the rotational orbit of this body, called "sun", and the earth, there will be another period of 12 hours during which this light will not be visible, called "night." However, trace amounts of light will be visible from reflections off of the body rotating earth, called the "moon". It is said that the intervals between these periods will be very beautiful, as the red portions of the white light from the fusion reaction will be reddish and will not require squinding to see clearly- a byproduct of the fusion reaction, aside from it's distance from earth necessary to keep us from extreme heat, is that the intensity of the light means that it cannot be looked at directly. God is rumored to be planning other things to create, but He has not commented so far. However, Creationists are charging that the fusion reaction has started without God, and various other civilizations are charging that the fusion reaction and God are one. "Preposterous! We all know that the fusion mass is Amon-Ra himself!" said the Pharaoh during a press interview. -Jane Miller, AP NEWS
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-25, 10:05 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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I guess I won.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-25, 11:36 PM
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Ya pentium w/ MMX!
http://www.tomshardware.com/motherbo...203/index.html OMG Direct 3d! http://graphics.tomshardware.com/gra...103/index.html Wo0t how to get 1337 FPS man http://graphics.tomshardware.com/gra...101/index.html and AGP! moar bandwidth http://graphics.tomshardware.com/gra...805/index.html
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 All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. Last edited by Rbstr; 2004-10-25 at 11:42 PM. |
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