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Old 2004-11-03, 09:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

that is the most messed up shit i have ever seen
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Old 2004-11-03, 09:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Total lack of respect for the deceased.
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Old 2004-11-03, 09:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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That is wrong... just... wrong...
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Old 2004-11-04, 12:05 AM   [Ignore Me] #19
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Shoot them, all of them.
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Old 2004-11-04, 04:53 AM   [Ignore Me] #20
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As I said, I'm still not entirely convinced this isn't parody. Ill-tasted parody, at that.

I mean, would any respectable newspaper publish this image?

Also, on page 8...

Though Governor Napolitano was away meeting once again with Mormon leaders in Utah -- this time for a conference titled "Bigamy Today: Bad Rap or Poor PR?" -- her press office issued the following statement to New Times:

"The Governor believes Preserve A Life will be a boon to the state's economy, and is glad to do anything to further ease their transition to the welcoming climate of the Valley of the Sun."
Note the bold section. That more than anything sets off my parody alarm.
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Old 2004-11-04, 05:11 AM   [Ignore Me] #21
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This is the part where I come in and say:

Hello, I am NW and I can't make petrol explosives, will you buy me a trip to Preserve a Life HQ plz?

And then Hamma takes me there.

I...hate...that...article....grrr
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Old 2004-11-04, 05:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #22
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Ugggh
But!
Making it illegal is another issue that can't be done. It breaks no law, and all it does is violate our cultural norm.
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Old 2004-11-04, 07:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #23
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I suddenly have the urge to kill my grandma, so I can have her as a display in the living room...
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Old 2004-11-04, 08:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #24
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if this is a joke it's already been done.....by the people of Jackass no less, and if it's real thats fking creepy
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Old 2004-11-04, 12:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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IMO there is now way in hell that that's real.

If it is I will be truly shocked.
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Old 2004-11-04, 12:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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Originally Posted by Sputty
Ugggh
But!
Making it illegal is another issue that can't be done. It breaks no law, and all it does is violate our cultural norm.
Their doing it for gay marriages... I'm not saying it's right but if that can be rendered illegal I think stuffing your kid full of straw and using him as a table can be too.
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Old 2004-11-04, 04:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Human Taxidermy, whoa disturbing. Talk about not being able to let go.
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Old 2004-11-04, 05:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Those people must be destroyed,
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Old 2004-11-05, 11:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #29
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Reminds me of "Grandparents are Forever" GTA: VC.
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