Mutant Super Death-Tortoise! - PlanetSide Universe
PSU Social Facebook Twitter Twitter YouTube Steam TwitchTV
PlanetSide Universe
PSU: I can't believe it's not spam!
Home Forum Chat Wiki Social AGN PS2 Stats
Notices
Go Back   PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 2004-11-12, 09:33 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
TotalBiscuit
Cynical Brit
 
TotalBiscuit's Avatar
 
Mutant Super Death-Tortoise!


Shell shock at two-headed tortoise
The two-headed tortoise
The tortoise's heads work independently of each other
A two-headed tortoise has come out of its shell in Dorset to find itself in the media spotlight.



The unusual case of a Mediterranean spur-thighed tortoise, born two months ago in an incubator, made the headlines in various papers on Friday.

Owner John Jones, from Dorchester, who has 37 tortoises and has kept them for 55 years, said: "I was really surprised - I had never seen anything like it.

"It is perfectly healthy and is running around with all the other tortoises.

"I think each head has its own little brain because they do try to move in different directions."

Although it is an unusual case, it is not unique. In 2003 another two-headed tortoise was found in South Africa.

In the genes

And Jill Martin, of the Tortoise Trust, also hatched one in south Wales in 2001.

She said: "They are very rare but not unknown. It is believed to be a congenital, rather than incubation, problem that causes it."

"These tortoises can't be imported any more like they used to be, but there are breeders in this country.

"They will charge about �100 for a tortoise, but it is impossible to say what a conjoined tortoise would be worth."

Mr Jones, 66, from Dorchester, said he had named the tortoise Solomon and Sheba as he was not sure what sex it was.

"It likes lettuce, tomato, cucumber, cress and runner beans - but its favourite food is thistle milk," he said.

"Both heads eat and sometimes they start on the same piece of food and meet in the middle."
TotalBiscuit is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 09:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
FlamingPotato-J
Staff Sergeant
 
FlamingPotato-J's Avatar
 


It will take over the WORLD!!!! AHHH!!!
__________________
[I did read the forum rules stupid sig bot! BITE ME!]


Join the resistance before its too late! Dont let google take over the world! Set your homepage to anything BUT www.google.com

Google = SkyNet

The goal of the resistance is not total elimination of google, just don use it as your homepage.

Feel free to use the text, if you feel so inclined.
FlamingPotato-J is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 09:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
Jennyboo
Mrs. Hamma
 
Jennyboo's Avatar
 


Omygod cool Thats kinda creepy
__________________
Jennyboo is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 09:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
Hamma
PSU Admin
 
Hamma's Avatar
 


__________________

PlanetSide Universe - Administrator / Site Owner - Contact @ PSU
Hamma Time - Evil Ranting Admin - DragonWolves - Commanding Officer
Hamma is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 11:37 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
Hezzy
Contributor
General
 
Hezzy's Avatar
 


God damn. I was going to post this, you cunt :-(*
Hezzy is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 11:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
Sputty
Banned
 
Sputty's Avatar
 


Cute
I love turtles and tortoises
Sputty is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 12:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
TotalBiscuit
Cynical Brit
 
TotalBiscuit's Avatar
 


Originally Posted by -Hezzy-
God damn. I was going to post this, you cunt :-(*
You lose at news posting

I'm wired into bbc.co.uk/news most of the day, so y'know

TB.
TotalBiscuit is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 12:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
Hezzy
Contributor
General
 
Hezzy's Avatar
 


It was in the mirror for me. Saw it at dinner time.
Hezzy is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 03:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
AztecWarrior
Lightbulb Collector
 
AztecWarrior's Avatar
 


I want one.

I'll mount a helmet-guided laser beam on its shell, and it'll run around like an attack helicopter- one head moves around, the other fires.
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
AztecWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 03:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
Glaynor
Sergeant Major
 


Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
I want one.

I'll mount a helmet-guided laser beam on its shell, and it'll run around like an attack helicopter- one head moves around, the other fires.

That was clearly one of the best lines in a LONG time. That and Squeeky's rail comment. If I had a sig,. or got around to deciding what one would be good for me, those two would definitely be placed in it.
Glaynor is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 08:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
JetRaiden
Lieutenant General
 
JetRaiden's Avatar
 
Misc Info


kinda reminds me of pokemon.
JetRaiden is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 08:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
Rbstr
Contributor
Lieutenant General
 
Rbstr's Avatar
 
Misc Info


lol
aztec: seeing the tactical aplicability of a twisted genetic freak tortoise.

i wonder if the head comunicate with one another neuraly, and if both minds have full control of motor functions of if one has some stuff and the other has the rest
__________________

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.
Rbstr is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2004-11-12, 09:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
AztecWarrior
Lightbulb Collector
 
AztecWarrior's Avatar
 


Originally Posted by Rbstr
lol
aztec: seeing the tactical aplicability of a twisted genetic freak tortoise.

i wonder if the head comunicate with one another neuraly, and if both minds have full control of motor functions of if one has some stuff and the other has the rest
Speaking of tactical applications, we have to try out our bombing idea.
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
AztecWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply
  PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Bookmarks

Discord


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:41 PM.

Content © 2002-2013, PlanetSide-Universe.com, All rights reserved.
PlanetSide and the SOE logo are registered trademarks of Sony Online Entertainment Inc. © 2004 Sony Online Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks or tradenames are properties of their respective owners.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.