Go for your brakes and SCREAM!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Setari, in IRC yesterday, pointed me the way of the P.I.S.S.E.R., better known as the Product Information and Safety Superhero Education Rangers!

http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/index.html

Featuring the fantastic works of the Kool-Aid Man.

[MrPaul]

Is that a keyboard in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

Captain Electron:
WEAKNESSES:
Resident of New Jersey.
KNOWN ENEMIES: Up to four professional henchmen. Or possibly middle-aged stock brokers. It's kind of hard to tell. None of them actually had guns, but I did see one of them glare disapprovingly over his newspaper once.

[JetRaiden]

wtf? thats the lamest theory ever. thats like saying "if every powerplant in the country exploded, there would be no power."

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

wtf? thats the lamest theory ever. thats like saying "if every powerplant in the country exploded, there would be no power."

DO YOU DEFY MR. COMPUTER?!

Suicide is your only option now, before they come for you.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

DO YOU DEFY MR. COMPUTER?!

Suicide is your only option now, before they come for you.

I fear not of Captain Electron, or whatever minions he may have. When he comes to dispose of me, I will defend myself with a microwave and a sack of magnets.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

I fear not of Captain Electron, or whatever minions he may have. When he comes to dispose of me, I will defend myself with a microwave and a sack of magnets.

Then Sprocket Man will come up behind you and throw his trademark jagged metal at you.

[Jennyboo]

That is so true she was in that show