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2004-11-28, 01:09 AM | [Ignore Me] #78 | |||
I think it's only homophobes who have a problem and do that "I'm going to walk around staring at the ceiling so I don't see any cock" move. Last edited by Firefly; 2004-11-28 at 01:11 AM. |
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2004-11-28, 01:11 AM | [Ignore Me] #80 | |||
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= Not gay. Locker Room- hiding in the corner to stare at penis- = gay. I'm pretty sure he was there to use the facilities, not stare at other men.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-11-28, 01:19 AM | [Ignore Me] #82 | ||
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"Curious about your sexuality"
WTF?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-11-28, 01:22 AM | [Ignore Me] #83 | ||||
Now, if the guy was jerking off, then that would probably be gay. But who the fuck cares? |
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2004-11-28, 01:23 AM | [Ignore Me] #84 | |||
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I've wandered into locker rooms and some guy's in the nude. I just ignore it and proceed with whatever I have to do, be it change, urinate, etc. Though I do change in a cubicle.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-11-28, 09:24 AM | [Ignore Me] #89 | ||
So interesting story, semi-related to the original intent of this thread.
I also have to add, no more flaming or I will beat you all with an aluminium baseball bat. Even you Firefly, but it'd be one of those GI Joe fake ones. Okay so here's my story. This weekend, my sister, her boyfriend and their cat came to visit. The cat's a pretty weird looking thing, doesn't really look like a proper Domestic Shorthair at all on account of the fact that it has a really dense coat, a stubby tail, and small, squat ears. The cat's name was "Henry". So Thanksgiving day rolls around and someone says, "How do you know Henry is a boy cat?" and my sister, Patty, says "He has balls." So me, being the one most eager to make my sister look stupid, pick the cat up and lift up it's tail. And what do I see? Well, I'll tell you what I don't see. I don't see a little furry pouch o' nuts. I do however get a glimpse of the cat's bumhole, and then about a centimeter under that, there - as clear as day - is another hole. So after we revealed the truth about "Henry's" gender, my sister spent the next 2 hours in denial and laughing her ass off. The cat's name is now Hillary and we bought her a nice pink collar last night for good measure. That is all. No more flames.
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