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Old 2004-12-04, 03:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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WAHOO! I've got a job!


Well, sort of. :o

I went out and got a slew of applications today.

Put in an E-Application at the kiosk in Albertsons. Got an application from Jamba Juice, Subway, and Chik-Fil-A. And then on the way home, I thought "Eh, what the hey, i'll talk to the manager at Two Brothers from Italy". Two Brothers from Italy is a local Pizza place. Some of you may know I worked at Pizza Factory for 5 months tossing pie's, so I have experience.

I walked in, he was making a sub for some other customers. He asked me what he could get me, I told him I was here to apply for a job. He told me that unfortunately he was only hiring cooks. I explained to him that, fortunately I have 5 months experience tossin .

He had me take off my jacket right then and there, and toss a friggin pizza.

He told me my skill was good, but that i'd have to adapt to their tossing style. They dont use pins, they crust their pie's, and they palm knead. I can pick up the style in 2 days work, guranteed

The catch is, I am on a 2 week probationary period. If I cant hack the work, I get cut. I highly doubt I wont be able to handle it, but if I dont make it after 2 weeks, i'll just turn in the apps I picked up today. PROFIT++

Cliffs:
1. Drive around town applying for jobs
2. Stop by Pizza Place
3. Toss Pizza for owner, hired on spot.
4. Start Monday @ 4:00pm
5. 2 week probationary period. If I suck during those 2 weeks, I get canned. If not, i'm on part time working 30 hours a week.

I'm psyched.

~$30 hrs /week @ $6.75 /hr = $775-800 /month



By the way, I talked to a little betty at Chik-Fil-A. She's 19, she FLEW OUT from Tennesee for the opening to train the new employee's. She asked my name, and we chit-chatted and I was so close to asking her out but then the manager lady handed me the application and I had to leave. She smiled at and eyed me the whole way out. UNF SHE WAS HOT!

That accent made me melt.

BTW, They just had a grand opening 2 days ago. They have the Chik-Fil-A cow dancing there in the costume. It was rad.

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Old 2004-12-04, 03:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
She asked my name, and we chit-chatted and I was so close to asking her out but then the manager lady handed me the application and I had to leave. She smiled at and eyed me the whole way out. UNF SHE WAS HOT!
I think she was trying not to laugh at your lisp.
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Originally Posted by Smaug
I think she was trying not to laugh at your lisp.
You die now.
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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You die now.
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Smaug
I think she was trying not to laugh at your lisp.


I can't believe people still remember the joke about your lisp.

Anyway, Great job Squeeky! Go you! Get that pizza place job and then take that Chik-Fil-A chick out!

You keep working at these pizza places you'll have enough experience to open your own one day. Just don't advertise you use your own hand made special sauce.
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Sounds nice... nice pay too... =/ i need a new job. Can't be in any food related area though... I'd eat the food...
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Hey, make me a pizza and deliver it in the middle of Kansas!
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Old 2004-12-04, 04:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Jobs and money are good... yea...
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Old 2004-12-04, 07:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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very sweet squeeky, and tossin is fun!!
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Old 2004-12-04, 08:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
WAHOO! I've got a job!
Congrats on your new job as a Fluffer.
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Old 2004-12-04, 11:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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6.75 is good money?
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Old 2004-12-04, 11:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Pilgrim
6.75 is good money?
Psst: I think he's dirt broke, and considers it to be such. It's odd, I know.
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Old 2004-12-04, 11:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Selling clothes to forgo a straight job rules.
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Old 2004-12-04, 11:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Pilgrim
6.75 is good money?
When you're inexperienced, unqualified for "real" work, broke, and have no other choice, hell yeah it's good money...

...I know because I was thrilled to be making $7.50 for Pier 1
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Old 2004-12-05, 12:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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chickfila = win. we've got em all over the place here. pizza is good too.
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