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Old 2004-12-11, 06:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #46
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Triggar should wake everyone up in our suite by blasting that song. THAT WOULD FUXTING PWN!

No more Cartman voice.
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Old 2004-12-11, 06:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #47
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Upon further analysis, if we are to do this, we will need:

-Two female dancers (Triggar/jenny)
-Three males, as seen in the solo (Keanu Reeves the Star Destroyer Commander, Col. Kurtz in blue suit, and barbarian in green suit)
-Lead male (must be relatively athletic and/or flexible).
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

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Old 2004-12-11, 07:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #48
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Upon further analysis, if we are to do this, we will need:

-Two female dancers (Triggar/jenny)
-Three males, as seen in the solo (Keanu Reeves the Star Destroyer Commander, Col. Kurtz in blue suit, and barbarian in green suit)
-Lead male (must be relatively athletic and/or flexible).
Starbum in the lead.

marsman as the guy in green

Squeeky as the guy in Black

If the guy who played Kojak isn't dead we could probably get him to cover for the guy in blue.
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Old 2004-12-11, 08:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #49
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #50
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Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Squeeky as the guy in Black

If the guy who played Kojak isn't dead we could probably get him to cover for the guy in blue.
-The guy in black needs long hair, i.e. Cobain/Jesus style.
-I can be the guy in blue, though I won't be bald.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #51
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I'll be the guy in black.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #52
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Originally Posted by Mag
I'll be the guy in black.

You lack proper "viking plunderer" face. If we got Squeeky a wig he would fit to a T.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #53
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Where do I get the MP3?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #54
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http://planetside-universe.com/forum...ad.php?t=27892

Moskau sig contest.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #55
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oh my.

this is erupting into quite a fad.

soon there will be moskau t-shirts, napkins, beanie babies, and china dishsets.
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Old 2004-12-11, 09:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #56
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Old 2004-12-11, 10:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #57
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Old 2004-12-11, 11:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #58
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Old 2004-12-11, 11:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #59
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I hereby declare Friday July 18th as "Moskau Night" of PSU:MB
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Old 2004-12-11, 11:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #60
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