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Old 2004-12-17, 09:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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So.. I had a chat with Jesus this afternoon...


And it seems to me he's not doing so well.

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Old 2004-12-17, 09:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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I think he needs some Chanukah cheer.
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Old 2004-12-17, 10:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2004-12-17, 10:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Seriously wtf, yeah Jesus needs to experience the miracle of Hanukkah.
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Old 2004-12-17, 10:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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[03:45:05] * Quits: Jesus (Connection reset by peer)

i think this is a bad sign.
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Old 2004-12-17, 11:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Oh no... Let me call him to make sure he hasn't killed himself.
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Old 2004-12-17, 11:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Keep us posted buddy, and send our love to Jesus.
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Old 2004-12-17, 11:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Jesus is a noob. He kill steals and tks
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Old 2004-12-18, 01:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Sputty
Jesus is a noob. He kill steals and tks
yeah. plus he's a sucky admin.
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Old 2004-12-18, 02:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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C'mon, guys.
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Old 2004-12-18, 05:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2004-12-18, 07:48 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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hes just sad because the catering is so crappy in heaven
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Old 2004-12-18, 10:53 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Wraithlord
hes just sad because the catering is so crappy in heaven
No heaven has its own supply of wine... thats the problem... it puts Jesus out of a job.
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Old 2004-12-18, 11:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
C'mon, guys.


This thing wasn't photoshoped. This guy really did call for an apartment my mom was renting out. Me and her had a good laugh when we saw the called ID.
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Old 2004-12-18, 06:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Jesus must have been really popular as a teenager. I wish I could have somebody who turned tap water into Tequila.
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