story time - Page 5

Mag-Mower · 2005-07-15, 04:25 PM

shoot the rocket at her own feet

FatalLight · 2005-07-15, 04:36 PM

and blew a hole in the ground revealing the prince beneath her

LimpBIT · 2005-07-15, 08:28 PM

who turned into a sandwich which oprah proceeded to...

Nodrog · 2005-07-15, 10:11 PM

Unearth the soil. But

FatalLight · 2005-07-15, 10:29 PM

radioactive earthworms lived in the soild that...

LimpBIT · 2005-07-15, 10:41 PM

crapped 100 dollar bills

BUGGER · 2005-07-15, 11:19 PM

SO then on her tv show she gave away a bunch of

Mag-Mower · 2005-07-16, 12:31 AM

hookers and ice cream

Doop · 2005-07-16, 12:47 AM

but the hookers had AIDS and the ice cream was melted

Mag-Mower · 2005-07-16, 12:49 AM

so the peopled booed oprah off stage, so she went and

Doop · 2005-07-16, 01:48 AM

killed herself

Mag-Mower · 2005-07-16, 10:51 AM

so now there was a big funeral, and at the funeral was MCHammer

FatalLight · 2005-07-16, 12:01 PM

with pants that he modified so that they could...

LimpBIT · 2005-07-16, 01:26 PM

eat small children and not get the bones stuck in his....

Mag-Mower · 2005-07-16, 01:53 PM

special place, which was